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  1. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 6:21am UTC
    I walk around while
    brushing my
    teeth because I
    get bored just
    standing there.

  2. soccerplayerrr21 soccerplayerrr21
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    Josh: I hope you go bald!
    Drake:I hope they cancel Oprah!
    Josh:YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
    Gotta love Drake&Josh (:

  3. Novacaine Novacaine
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 8:44am UTC
    THINGS TO DO DURING CLASS #34
    Point out the window and scream
    "LOOK! SPIDERMAN!"
    Once everybody looks say
    "Oh, too late. He's gone now."

  4. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    FEAR: REJECTION
    WANT: ATTENTION
    CRAVE: AFFECTION
    NEED: PERFECTION

  5. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    Suicide is
    a permanent
    solution to
    a temporary
    situation .
    Don't do it .

  6. endless___ endless___
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2010 9:51pm UTC
    FRIENDS
    MUSIC
    L O V E -
    N O T E S
    SUNRISE
    HOME
    SUM
    MER
    LONG
    NIGHTS
    CUTEYS
    EDUCATION
    CONVERSATIONS
    BROKEN HEARTS
    INTERESTING STORIES
    LIES
    TIME
    ONE
    LINERS
    WORK
    GUM
    FAV-
    ORI-
    -TES
    G A M E S
    CONFIDENCE
    CHICK FLICKS
    FOG AND RAIN
    WAITING
    FALLING
    CUTE
    PETS
    YOUNGLOVE
    OLD PHOTOS
    JOKES
    SATURDAY
    CARTOONS
    HOLIDAYS
    FAMILY
    DANCING
    PARTIES
    GROWING UP
    REGRET
    BAD DAYS
    GOOD
    DAYS
    FIRST KISS
    CRYING
    TEXTING
    INJURIES
    A R T
    CONCERTS
    DELICIOUS
    F O O D
    REAL LOVE


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    All the real crazy people
    DON'T NEED ANY DRUGS TO GET HIGH.♥

  9. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    Dear neighbors,
    Thanks for paying me $20 an hour to eat your food, watch your movies, and do my homework.. err I mean, babysit your child.
    Sincerely, The Babysitter.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Violet3oh3 Violet3oh3
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    My cousin just sang me this:
    Danny + Mariah sitting in a tree
    K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    First comes love, the comes marriage
    Then comes an abrupt, tragic misscarriage
    Then comes blame, then comes despair
    Two hearts damaged beyond repair
    Danny leaves Mariah and takes the tree
    D-I-V-O-R-C-E
    Oh, how childhood has changed....

  12. allwehaveistodayx3 allwehaveistodayx3
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•
    miley is not a slutt
    taylor is not ugly
    demi is not fat
    and justin is not gay
    grow up and stop hating
    -wiz kalifa
    •○•○•○•○•○•○•○•

  13. 45baileybear 45baileybear
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. wilkil4shoes wilkil4shoes
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    DOES ANYONE ELSE
    WATCH A SPY MOVIE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN WANT TO BECOME A SPY? ♥

  15. tHaT_sMiLe tHaT_sMiLe
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    THOSE FRIENDS
    THAT COME TO YOUR HOUSE
    AND EAT ALL YOUR FOOD.
    not my format

  16. xoxo23 xoxo23
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    Smart girls open their minds,
    easy girls open their legs,
    and foolish girls open their hearts.

  17. x3wittyfades x3wittyfades
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    when you're home alone and
    someone knocks on your door;;
    10% say "who is it?"
    64% look through the peep hole.
    25% open the door
    1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
    fave if you're that 1% (;

  18. ohhshanappp ohhshanappp
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    Dear Teachers, if I sit next to
    |||||||||||||||||||||||| my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.

  19. crystaleu12 crystaleu12
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 11:28pm UTC
    104 Days of summer vacation,
    and school comes along just to end it.
    so the Annual problem for our generation
    is finding a good way to spend it..

    Fav if you just sang that in your head

  20. rawrrrrx3 rawrrrrx3
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    I'm currently blasting
    "This is What Dreams Are Made Of"
    From the Lizzie McQuire movie
    BECAUSE I CLEARLY HAVE A LIFE.

:)

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