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Tacobelllenny

1. Tacobelllenny
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2012 9:42am UTC
   I got cold hard cash for Christmas. Five bucks frozen in a block of ice!!!1!
   
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2. Tacobelllenny
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   June 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC
   ”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’”
   
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3. Tacobelllenny
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   June 24, 2012 3:10pm UTC
   Nothing is impossible
   Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
   
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4. Tacobelllenny
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   June 24, 2012 11:46am UTC
   Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
   
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5. Tacobelllenny
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   June 22, 2012 7:05pm UTC
   Follow me and I'll follow you and also look at the rest of my page and fav this
   
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6. Tacobelllenny
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   June 22, 2012 12:29pm UTC
   Mom: What does idk mean honey
   Daughter: I don't know
   Mom: Pleassse tell me
   Daughter: i don't know
   Mom: if u don't tell me your grounded
   Daughter: Mom it means i don't know
   Mom: Alright young lady your grounded
   
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7. Tacobelllenny
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   June 22, 2012 12:21pm UTC
   "We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else for us to find."
   
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8. Tacobelllenny
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   June 22, 2012 12:15pm UTC
   Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
   
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9. Tacobelllenny
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   June 22, 2012 12:13pm UTC
   If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button
   
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10. Tacobelllenny
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    June 19, 2012 9:52am UTC
    Lebron should go play hockey theirs no fourth quarter
    
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11. Tacobelllenny
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    June 19, 2012 9:50am UTC
    The planet Saturn= 7 rings
    Micheal Jordan= 6 rings
    Kobe Bryant= 5 rings
    Lebron James...........just a head
    
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12. Tacobelllenny
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    June 19, 2012 9:41am UTC
    You know that awkward moment when you see a really hot girl then she turns around and its a dude.
    
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13. Tacobelllenny
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 9:38am UTC
    You know that akward moment when you fart around a group of friends, and you think its silent, but then you realize your wereing headphones.
    
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