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June 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC

”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’”

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Tacobelllenny
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June 24, 2012 3:10pm UTC

Nothing is impossible
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

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Tacobelllenny
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June 24, 2012 11:46am UTC

Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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Tacobelllenny
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June 22, 2012 7:05pm UTC

Follow me and I'll follow you and also look at the rest of my page and fav this

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Tacobelllenny
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June 19, 2012 9:38am UTC

You know that akward moment when you fart around a group of friends, and you think its silent, but then you realize your wereing headphones.

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Tacobelllenny
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June 19, 2012 9:41am UTC

You know that awkward moment when you see a really hot girl then she turns around and its a dude.

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Tacobelllenny
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June 19, 2012 9:50am UTC

The planet Saturn= 7 rings
Micheal Jordan= 6 rings
Kobe Bryant= 5 rings
Lebron James...........just a head

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Tacobelllenny
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June 19, 2012 9:52am UTC

Lebron should go play hockey theirs no fourth quarter

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Tacobelllenny
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June 22, 2012 12:15pm UTC

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Tacobelllenny
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June 22, 2012 12:13pm UTC

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

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Tacobelllenny
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June 22, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Mom: What does idk mean honey
Daughter: I don't know
Mom: Pleassse tell me
Daughter: i don't know
Mom: if u don't tell me your grounded
Daughter: Mom it means i don't know
Mom: Alright young lady your grounded

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Tacobelllenny
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June 22, 2012 12:21pm UTC

"We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else for us to find."

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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luv_pandas276
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June 20, 2012 10:59am UTC

People say guys who are cheerleaders are gey, right? Well think about this...
Football players run around in tights and pads, and get to jump on other guys.
Male cheerleaders get to lift girls and look up their skirts.
Which on is more gay now?

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