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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 21, 2009 8:51pm UTC

Today, while waiting for my friend to come out of the bathroom at the mall, I saw a man walk into the men's bathroom, and come out 2 minutes later with an ice cream cone. I never wished I was a man more than I did at that moment.
~MLIA.
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 21, 2009 8:46pm UTC

Today, I saw an old lady at the airport trying to outrun the moving walk way by running the opposite direction. It's good to know that old ladies have fun too.
~MLIA
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 21, 2009 8:42pm UTC

Every morning, my sister comes out the bus stop five minutes after I do because she thinks I'm too early for everything. This morning, I went out to the stop five minutes later than I usually do. She missed the bus. I win.
~MLIA
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 21, 2009 8:38pm UTC

Today, my friend took a pregnancy test. It was positive. He is a 17 year old male. I'm now very worried. ~MLIA
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 21, 2009 8:37pm UTC

This past weekend my college had an event where people drew all over the sidewalks with chalk. It rained today and all of it washed away except for the drawing of an umbrella. Way to do your job umbrella. Way to do your job.
~MLIA
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 20, 2009 10:05pm UTC

Today, my English teacher got really upset at my class and issued a pop quiz. When my teacher was handing out the tests, he slipped in a note to me that said, "In about five minutes, I want you to get up, rip your paper in two, and start cursing at me. I then want you to walk out the room and not come back. You're welcome." I did exactly what he wrote. My classmates thought I was a hero.
~MLIA
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 20, 2009 9:49pm UTC

Today, while impatiently waiting for a website to load I was reading the page. Down the bottom it said "If you think this load is taking too long, think about how long it would take to find this information in the library." Touche internet.
~MLIA
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 20, 2009 9:45pm UTC

Today, after taking a shower, I walked by my pet bird in only a towel. She wolf whistled. I felt sexy.
~MLIA
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 20, 2009 9:38pm UTC

Today, while eating M&M's I found a purple M&M in my bag. I'm onto you, red and blue. ~MLIA.
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srry if this is on here!!!
credit to whoever had it b4 me!! and mlia<3

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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 12, 2009 1:54pm UTC

Today, in English class, my teacher gave me this gem of a quote: "An essay is like a miniskirt: long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep things interesting." I think someone just won some cool points.
~MLIA.
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 12, 2009 1:41pm UTC

Today I wore a shirt that has the "Hello my name is:" sticker filled in with "Ninja." I saw a guy with the same shirt, but instead it said "Jedi." Although I intended to have a staredown, he nodded at me; causing me to nod back. I think he just used the force on me. Well played, Jedi. This battle is not over.
~MLIA
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 11, 2009 5:32pm UTC

Today,
I was singing a Black Eyed Peas song in the shower. When I listened intently I thought I heard someone singing along with me. I had assumed I was the only one home. When I came out of the bathroom I found my grandma sitting on the couch. I had no idea she knew the lyrics to "My Humps". This shocks me but at the same time is slightly impressive. MLIA

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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 11, 2009 5:18pm UTC

Today I read an MLIA about the Yahoo Vs. Google craze, so I tried it myself. I typed in "I love it when" and Yahoo replied "I love it when I win at something", Google replied "I love it when I see a fat guy in a chicken suit". Google: 1, Yahoo: 0.
~MLIA
ahaha<3 love MLIA
srry if its already on here credit to mlia

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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 9, 2009 6:01pm UTC

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop and two elderly men came to the counter. While I scooped their ice cream, I asked them how their day had been. One of the little old men says, "Hungover!" and turns to high-five his equally old friend. They just made my week. ~MLIA
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 9, 2009 5:39pm UTC

Today, I was taking a walk along the beach when I saw a foam sword lying in the sand. When I went to pick it up I was promptly attacked by a group of boys with foam swords. We then proceeded to have a 10 minute duel - me against the 4 boys. I'm 18, they were 10. This was easily the highlight of my week.
~MLIA
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 9, 2009 5:31pm UTC

Today, I was bored so I gave an impromptu campus tour of my university to a group of high school students and their parents. Whilst walking around we passed an actual tour group with an actual tour guide. My group was bigger. The look on the tour guide's face was priceless.
~MLIA.
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 9, 2009 4:58pm UTC

Today, while looking for a fork, I found a plastic ninja in the silverware drawer. I took it out and put it on the counter. Later, I found the same ninja in my purse. I still don't know how it got there. Well played, ninja, well played.
~MLIA
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 8, 2009 8:08pm UTC

Today I found my Batman costume from second grade. Without thinking I put on the mask and cape. Then my mom yelled up the stairs for me to get the mail. Forgetting I still had the costume on I went outside for the mail. While outside I saw my hot neighbor looking out the window at me. Just as I about to walk into my house he came running out with his Robin mask on. I'm in love.
~MLIA
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 8, 2009 8:06pm UTC

Today, I hacked into my Mom's facebook and changed her language to pirate. I heard random spurts of laughter downstairs, and she still hasn't figured out how to change it back. Mission accomplished.
~MLIA
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TWiLiGHTx333
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September 6, 2009 6:34pm UTC

MLIA
Today, my four year old cousin and I were at the park. A boy came and told her she looked like Hannah Montanna. She kicked him. I'm glad she knows an insult when she see's one.
~MLIA
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sryy if its on here already! credit to mlia

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