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TWiLiGHTx333

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  1. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    October 12, 2009 2:49pm UTC
    Today, my dad was searching for something under the table and I asked what he was looking for. He replied that he lost his nuts. He then proceeded to laugh so hard that he hit his head on the bottom of the table. MLIA
    haha(:

  2. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    October 1, 2009 9:43pm UTC
    Yesterday, I was bored in my physics class, so I decided to draw Yoshi on my desk. When I sat down today, I noticed that Baby Mario was now sitting on his back.
    ~MLIA
    haha awww(:

  3. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 27, 2009 7:36pm UTC
    Today, I got a weird pain in my head out of nowhere. I then put my fingers to my temples as if I was having a vision, then my phone started to ring. I now believe I have magical powers.
    ~MLIA
    -this just happend to me before, omg i have powers!! :)

  4. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 27, 2009 6:31pm UTC
    Today my boyfriend was running late leaving the house, as he was putting on his shoes by the door I jokingly said "You need to hurry up, my other boyfriend will be here any minute!" He opened the door and almost ran into the UPS man who must have over heard me because he immediately quipped "Honey, I'm home." The look on my boyfriend's face...priceless.
    ~MLIA
    ahaha[:

  5. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 27, 2009 6:02pm UTC
    Today, I heard the girl in the next door come back into her dorm room at 3:30am. I thought "Who the hell is still up at 3:30 am?" That's when I realized that I was still up at 3:30 am. Touche self, Touche.
    ~MLIA
    hehe(:

  6. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 27, 2009 5:44pm UTC
    Today, I received a Canadian nickel in change from the Coke machine. It was the same nickel I put into it three days earlier to get rid of money I can't use while cleverly tricking the machine. Touche, Coke machine. Touche.
    ~MLIA
    hahaha lol<3 :)

  7. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 27, 2009 5:21pm UTC
    Today, I read a MLIA about someone typing in www.gewgle.com. When I tried this, it sent me to google. Thinking it might be a fake google, I decided to test it. I gewgled "gewgle". First thing that popped up: Urban Dictionary's definition: "Made specifically for people with enough curiosity and boredom to actually try it." Well played, Gewgle, well played.
    ~MLIA
    haha omg (:

  8. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 27, 2009 5:19pm UTC
    Today, in the shower I was reading my shampoo bottle and it said "On average, you talk to yourself more than anyone else." I said "that can't be true" and then realized I was talking to myself. Touche, shampoo bottle, touche.
    ~MLIA
    haha lol (:

  9. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 26, 2009 3:10pm UTC
    Today, I clicked the "Enemy of the Day" app on facebook. It was my best friend and I thought, 'This is stupid'. When I got to school I was wearing a Batman shirt and she was wearing a Joker one. Well played, Application, well played.
    ~MLIA
    haha(:

  10. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 25, 2009 11:27pm UTC
    Today, I was at Target and they just recently put out the Halloween costumes. I noticed a banana costume so I decided to put it on. I started running around the store singing "Its peanut butter jelly time!" The best part was that when I was walking silently down an aisle, a man turns to me and says " Hey, isn't it peanut butter jelly time?" You bet it is.
    ~MLIA
    hehe(:

  11. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 25, 2009 5:55pm UTC
    Today, I went to buy condoms, and asked the cashier how much they cost. He gave me a price, and just to mess with him, I said "oh, I'll be right back." and I went exploring the aisles for saran wrap and a bag of rubber bands. I came back and asked how much they would cost. His face was priceless.
    ~MLIA
    haha(:

  12. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 23, 2009 10:13pm UTC
    Today, I was eating lunch at school with the guy I like. I took out my Batman lunchbox, and saw him gaping at me, only to take out his Strawberry Shortcake lunchbox. Can you say meant to be?
    ~MLIA
    hehe(:

  13. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 21, 2009 9:43pm UTC
    Today my Vietnamese friend told me about a popular Vietnamese noodle soup called "Pho," which is pronounced "fuh" like the beginning of "fudge." As we were driving down the road, we saw a sign for a restaurant called Pho King. Asians are so clever.
    ~MLIA
    haha (:

  14. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 21, 2009 9:30pm UTC
    Today, I noticed a tampon dispenser in the restroom. Thinking I had walked into the wrong one on accident, I checked the sign on my way out. It said Men. I'm still confused about this.
    ~MLIA
    haha (:

  15. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 21, 2009 9:21pm UTC
    Today, while driving around, my family was trying to figure out whether the person in the car ahead of us was a man or a woman. Then the radio started in on the next song. "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)" by Aerosmith. Question answered.
    ~MLIA
    haha lol mlia (:

  16. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 21, 2009 9:14pm UTC
    Today, my school was giving away the items in the Lost & Found. There was an Elmo suit, and I took it. I wore it all day. I have never received more compliments from guys than I have today.
    ~MLIA
    hehe (:

  17. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 21, 2009 9:12pm UTC
    Today, in my Spanish class, we were learning the Spanish names for colors. Right as the class all said together "negro" (which means black), the black boy who had just left walked back in. His face was priceless.
    ~MLIA
    haha (:

  18. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 21, 2009 9:09pm UTC
    Today, my mom and I were driving when an old man in front of us began going incredibly slow. We were growing increasingly frustrated, when we noticed his bumper sticker: I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you!
    Touche old man, touche.
    ~MLIA.

  19. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 21, 2009 9:07pm UTC
    Today, my friend showed up to school wearing a shirt she had gotten at a Kanye West concert. Ironically, I was wearing mine from a Taylor Swift concert. Everyone boo'ed her when we walked into class, including the teacher. I win.
    ~MLIA
    hehe<3 [:

  20. TWiLiGHTx333 TWiLiGHTx333
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    September 21, 2009 9:01pm UTC
    Today in Chem class, an etremely irritating girl was talking rudely about another person and didn't realize that the whole class went quite. The teacher then casually said "By the way class, don't talk to her, she is an example of what we call Bismuth Technetium Hydride". He then preceded to write on the board the chemical symbol for the compound. Bi Tc H. It made me smile.
    ~MLIA
    hahaha bitchh (:

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