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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 1:51pm UTC

An arrow can only be shot by pulling
it backward. When life is dragging
you back with difficulties, it means it's
going to launch you into something
great. So just focus, and keep aiming.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 11:26am UTC

When people see you lying down
with your eyes closed they still ask::
"Are you sleeping?"
"NO I'M TRAINING TO DIE"

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 11:19am UTC

I enjoy long romantic walks
to the fridge.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 6:47pm UTC

Why are scary movies always in creepy places like jails and hospitals?
I want a scary movie in Walmart.
"Clean up on aisle 13"
"But sir... There is no aisle 13.."
*dramatic music*

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 9:58pm UTC

Procrastinate now, don't put it off.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 6:08am UTC

One minute of kissing burns 26 calories.
no wonder those s/uts are so darn skinny.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 10:32pm UTC

My ideal body weight
is you on top of me

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 10:29pm UTC

ok so let me get this straight
1) ur not

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 5:11pm UTC

you don't know pain unless
you've tied your hair
witha rubberband and then
tried to take it out.
font cred: _Jannette |don't remove.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 7:01pm UTC

guys can sag their pants down to their knees
but god forbid you see my bra strap.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 12:36am UTC

imagine if simon cowell was your dad and you were singing in the shower
and he knocked on the door and said, "It's a no from me".

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 4:52pm UTC

CHUBBY
TAKEN
+
READY FOR
BACON

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 4:20pm UTC

I just found out today that Eminem is 41!
what................................................................
...................................................................................................................................................................................?

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
October 17, 2013 4:07pm UTC

Second Chance
"Who gives a f*ck
about your first love.
Give a big
round of applause
for your
second love,
because they taught you
love still exists
after you thought
it never could
again."

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 8:50am UTC

the awkward moment when you don't know the answer but you still risk it and raise your hand
because you don't want to dishonor and bring shame to your family.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 8:17pm UTC

96
s/xually dyslexic

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 7:31pm UTC

The guy who discovered milk...
What was he doing with the cow?

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 7:13pm UTC

Yes, I am a woman
No, I will not make you a sandwich.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 8:18pm UTC

I was at a wedding reception once where
all the married men were asked to,
"Stand next to the one person who
has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost
crushed to death.

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T1nk3rF4iryk
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 5:31pm UTC

When I get naked in the bathroom,
the shower gets turned on.

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