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  1. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    It may not be much light
    but it beats the darkness.
    - Charles Bukowski
    Format Credit: LettingSecretsGo

  2. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    To all of you males out there. Thank the lord you're not a woman. You are very lucky.

  3. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    Am I the only person thats gotten their phone lost in their pocket?

  4. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 12:02am UTC
    When I don't say "I love you" back...
    Its not because I don't love you...
    I'm just afraid you won't mean it
    like I do.............

  5. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    read this if you think im hot

  6. psychosis* psychosis*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    WHAT A
    HORRIBLE
    NIGHT TO
    HAVE A
    CURSE.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. GLoveForever GLoveForever
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    Sometimes it's better to let go

  10. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 7:12am UTC
    EVEN THE BRAVEST
    CAN FALL

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 1:13am UTC
    one time in math class my teacher was
    really pssed at us and he was yelling "DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT'S TWO PLUS TWO?" and poor corey wasn't paying attention so I leaned over to him and whispered "seven" and he blurted out "SEVEN" and I have never laughed harder and I doubt I ever will

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 1:23am UTC
    you should never stare directly at
    the sun because staring is just plain rude

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 1:01am UTC
    I hate the word homophobia.
    It's not a phobia.
    You are not scared.
    You're just an as.shole.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    Everything I learned, I learned on the street.
    Sesame Street.

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 2:35am UTC
    today my little sister looked at my dad's outfit and said, "get with the times, son."

  16. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    i've got 99 problems and a b/tch is one of them it's my dog she's peeing all over the floor because i didn't take her our this morning my mom's gonna kill me h e l p

  17. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    We could leave this town and run forever.

  18. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    Lets play a game called how far can I lean off the bed to grab the thing.

  19. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    If you don't
    Make mistakes, You aren't human

  20. defe4ted defe4ted
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 8:11pm UTC
    When I like a song
    I will overplay the craaap out of it and then hate it a week later

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