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xxcorinne95xx
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July 20, 2012 8:41pm UTC

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WhatsSoFunny
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July 15, 2012 2:02pm UTC

Imagine
If all the world is just a figment of our imaginations.
And anything that goes on here is just a lie.

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Storieslike_WOAH
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July 10, 2012 2:59pm UTC

"Just a little
GIRL .....
Sam first day of school outfit (yes she's 13)- http://www.polyvore.com/sam_first_day_school/set?id=52943679
Talli's first day of school outfit (sorry you cant see her face)- http://www.polyvore.com/tallis_first_day/set?id=52945098
Talli

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savannah*
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July 11, 2012 11:49am UTC

Me: I'm going to die alone with 80 cats.
My Brother: Aren't you allergic to cats?
My Mom: Damn, you really are gonna die alone.
Thank God for supportive family members.

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AngelM
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July 11, 2012 1:40pm UTC

nmf nmq
I do a lot of things
before I fall asleep
Play scenes in my head
Have endless 'What Ifs'
PRACTICE THINGS I WANT TO SAY
make plans for the next day
and ask myself a lot of questions♥

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thatbritishboy
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July 11, 2012 11:02am UTC

Dear new generation, The Lion King was during our generation, Just because it coming out in 3D doesn't make it yours. Sincerely the 90s kids

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BravoSierra
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July 11, 2012 11:51am UTC

I want to punch you in the mouth
with my lips.

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Jade672
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July 11, 2012 11:24am UTC

I FELT SPECIAL UNTIL I REALIZED,
YOU TALK TO EVERY GIRL LIKE THAT..

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 11:40am UTC

"This place about to blowww!!"
"Grandma, please." "Not at the airport."

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LandonIsWitty
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Happy birthday mommy! I got you a mug (:
Thanks! What does it look like?
Well, it says "World's Best Grandma on it".
But I'm not a grandma?
...Surprise..!
HOME, NOW.
not my quote.
not my format.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 11:30am UTC

Murderer: I am going to kill you.
Man: NO PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT! I HAVE WIFE AND KIDS!Murderer: Oh, my bad man. I'll hit the next house. You have a good night.

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BravoSierra
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July 11, 2012 12:15pm UTC

Can you imagine if Google just disappeared from the internet?
And we couldn't Google what happened to it because Google would be gone.

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伤*
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July 11, 2012 11:33am UTC

Niall: Hi i'm niall
harry: Hey i'm harry
Zayn: I'm zayn
Liam: I'm liam
Louis: and i'm jennifer
format credit to OneDirection

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TheWrittenInfection
posted a quote
July 11, 2012 6:29pm UTC

At Tesco today, One Thing comes on radio overhead:
me: OMG ONE DIRECTION!
Little brother: OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!
Both: *start dancing*
Mum: I do not know these children....

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xxcorinne95xx
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May 8, 2012 10:08pm UTC

Josh: "you can't end a relationship with a phone call."
Drake: "Duh...I'm gonna text message her."

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xxcorinne95xx
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May 10, 2012 5:07pm UTC

In the next 24 hours 1439 teens will attempt suicide.Every 90 minutes a teenager or young adult will suceed in killing themselfs then BAM their life is over.The most commen reason why someone kills themself or attempts is bullying.Was the last thing outta your mouth nice?If not,how would you feel if someone said that to you?Probably not good. I don't think anyone knows how bad it is to lose someone to suicide until it happens to them.Last night I just lost a friend to suicide.I haven't talked to her for a while because I switched schools back in 8th grade and I'm now in 11th.I will always remember everything we would do in learning center and how we said we wanted to move to califorina and meet hot boys and share a house.We became so close.I love you,you were on of my best friends.I can't believe that every time I look through my yearbooks or look at my twitter or even my 6th grade graduation video that you're gone forever.You had one more year of highschool left then you wouldn't of saw those evil people again.I miss you so much.I hope you're watching over everyone up in heaven.And to those people who said nasty things about you I hope you give them payback.R.I.P Emma.10/11/95-5/9-12

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xxcorinne95xx
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May 29, 2012 7:39pm UTC

Most kids: "I like to drink and smoke weed"
Me: "When its cold out I like to breath heavily and pretend I am a dragon.."
nmq

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xxcorinne95xx
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 4:07pm UTC

I miss you.
You miss me?Then find a damn day and come see me.Pick up your phone and call me.Use your fingers and text me.Make yourself show me,because saying that and doing nothing to fix it is pointless.
nmq/nmf

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xxcorinne95xx
posted a quote
June 8, 2012 11:57pm UTC

Next year it will be my senior year.
My advice;enjoy every waking second of it.
It's going to fly by so fast,so do anything before your four years are up
because soon you will be in the real world.
Class of 2013 baby!

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xxcorinne95xx
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 12:00pm UTC

Last night I got my first boyfriend.
lol jk it was just a dream.

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