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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ocean* ocean*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    Oh darl ing , if only you knew
    HOW EMPTY I AM WITHOUT YOU.

  3. WeirdFacts WeirdFacts
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 8:50am UTC
    Weird Facts #42
    The people in your dreams are real faces of real people you have met during your life,
    that you may not remember

  4. swagginGIRL1234 swagginGIRL1234
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 10:41am UTC
    How normal people flirt:
    "Hey cutie, you are looking beautiful today baby cakes ;)"
    How I flirt:
    "Your Face, that's some sexy sh*t right there. I wouldn't mind seeing that thing at a dinner table with me."
    and that's also why I don't have a boyfriend.
    my quote; nmf

  5. thatonegirl45 thatonegirl45
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 8:32am UTC
    *Asking my mom to get me One Direction 2013 Tickets*
    Me: Mom my happiness is at stake.
    Mom: Why?
    Me: BUY ME ONE DIRECTION WORLD TOUR TICKETS.
    Mom: Okay.
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me: Wait what?
    Mom: You can go. I know how much you love them.
    Me: *Crying*
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Mom: Are you okay?
    Me: I'm better than okay. *Screams into blankets*
    Mom: I'm getting you some nerve pills. *Leaves*

  6. Sober Sober
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    You, sir,
    can suck my metaphorical dick.

  7. LilMissEpic15 LilMissEpic15
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    x
    x
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    x



    A paper bag because I'm
    too ugly.

  8. niallsexyhoran niallsexyhoran
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    Fave this if:
    Your bestfriend is beautiful.

  9. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 1:41pm UTC
    If Peeta had red hair;
    he'd be a ginger bread man♥

  10. SecretNinjaCat SecretNinjaCat
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 11:32am UTC
    That voice you do when talking
    to Dogs, Cats and Babies.
    Format Credit to AlNicholas

  11. awesomeandukit awesomeandukit
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    Fav if u actually had a good friday the 13th!!


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. snickerlover snickerlover
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    Here's To The Girls
    Who have had their heart broken by a guy they never even dated...
    -tumblr-

  14. singlikeyouknowthewords singlikeyouknowthewords
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    I just want to Run
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:10am UTC
    It's my birthday:)
    Happy 17th birthday to me!

  16. Hayliebruss4156 Hayliebruss4156
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 11:42am UTC
    When Someone Says"Lets Get To Know Each Other" The First Question That Comes To Mind Is"Whats Your Favorite C0lor?"
    nmq

  17. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:41am UTC
    "don't ever call a girl fat,
    even if your joking."
    - Demi Lovato♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:21am UTC
    "The mirror can lie
    it doesn't show you whats inside"
    - Demi Lovato♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  19. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:09am UTC
    "Don't judge me
    You might know my name
    but not my story."
    - Demi Lovato♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  20. omgitsmaria omgitsmaria
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    One day friendship&love met.
    &love asked,
    "Why do you exist
    when im already here?"
    Friendship replied,
    "Im here to bring
    smiles when you bring
    tears."
    not mine.

:)

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