How normal people flirt: "Hey cutie, you are looking beautiful today baby cakes ;)" How I flirt: "Your Face, that's some sexy sh*t right there. I wouldn't mind seeing that thing at a dinner table with me." and that's also why I don't have a boyfriend. my quote; nmf
thatonegirl45 posted a quote
April 15, 2012 8:32am UTC
*Asking my mom to get me One Direction 2013 Tickets* Me: Mom my happiness is at stake. Mom: Why? Me: BUY ME ONE DIRECTION WORLD TOUR TICKETS. Mom: Okay. Me: Mom: Me: Mom: Me: Mom: Me: Mom: Me: Wait what? Mom: You can go. I know how much you love them. Me: *Crying* Mom: Me: Mom: Me: Mom: Are you okay? Me: I'm better than okay. *Screams into blankets* Mom: I'm getting you some nerve pills. *Leaves*
omgitsmaria posted a quote
April 10, 2012 10:41pm UTC
One day friendship&love met. &love asked, "Why do you exist when im already here?" Friendship replied, "Im here to bring smiles when you bring tears." not mine.