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Princess B-tch*
posted a quote
April 20, 2011 5:47pm UTC

My Friends are t he
p e o p l e , w he n t h e h o u s e i s o n f i r e
t h e y m a ke s m o re s a n d f l i rt
w i t h t h e f i r e m a n .

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idance
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 1:17pm UTC

psy chol ogic al fact #64
it's difficult to swallow twice in a row.
press the '♥' if you just tried.
format credit; jayciecutie01

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LexyMcintyre4Ever
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 10:49am UTC

A 13 Year Old Got Stabbed today By her Father up the street from where i live. They wont release her name because she is just a minor.
Can i at least get 50 Fav's for The Little Girl. <3

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idance
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 1:02pm UTC

psy chol ogic al fact #61
the average person spends two years on the phone in their lifetime.
press the '♥' if it'd be more than two years.
format credit; jayciecutie01

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idance
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 12:54pm UTC

psy chol ogic al fact #59
yawning is contagious.
even thinking about yawning is enough.
after reading this, there is a 50% chance that you will yawn.
click the '♥' if you yawned.
format credit; jayciecutie01

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xoalicecullenxo
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June 15, 2011 3:46pm UTC

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x_dervla_x
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 6:49pm UTC

Based
On p s y c h o l o g i c study,
a crush only lasts for a maximum of 4 months.
If it exceeds, you are already in
Love
. ♥
-credit to phenomenal for the format.♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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kayyllaaaxox
posted a quote
June 14, 2011 10:03pm UTC

the average girl
cries 1.3 years
in her lifetime

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rebeccaperrottaaa
posted a quote
June 14, 2011 6:28pm UTC

so witty girls,
two days ago, my boyfriend broke up with me. I was really upset. But it got worse when he called me a c.u.n.t, a fat w.h.o.r.e, and told me he cheated on me and used me. Then after we fought for about an hour he said, "Now that we've fought for our last time, wanna get back together baby? I love you so much."
♥ if you agree he's the biggest a.s.s.h.o.l.e. ever.

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saraah14
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 6:36pm UTC

i hope
one day you wake up
and realize that you could of had me,
but you pushed me away.
i hope it eats you up at night
and drags you down every day,
until I hear the words
"i was wrong"

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XLizxPennX
posted a quote
June 14, 2011 8:51pm UTC

Fathers Day is coming up.
Every year I buy my deceased Grandpa a card no matter what.
My step-dad just told me not to because "Its pointless," and "It'll make my grandma feel horrible."
I'm in my room crying because he dosen't get how close me and my 'Paw-paw" were.
<3 if you think my stepdad's a douche.

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purplesloth1331
posted a quote
June 14, 2011 8:31pm UTC

Old Navy flip flops
Are c learly the best flipflops... ever.
NMF

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idance
posted a quote
June 14, 2011 7:49pm UTC

psy chol ogic al fact #45
on average, a person will spend five years eating during their lifetime.
press the '♥' if it'd be ten years for you.
format credit; jayciecutie01

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vivalaNatalie
posted a quote
June 15, 2011 6:28pm UTC

That moment
when trying to talk to your friend
but she's too busy
ignoring you for her boyfriend.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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vanybee

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December 17, 2010 3:29pm UTC

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Melissalovesyou
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 7:11pm UTC

So one day
i was in class at the computer lab, and i was on witty. Then after about 5 min of reading quotes, I realized my teacher was standing behind me the whole time. Then he ducked down and whispered, "I never realized this is how girls feel like..." ,and then he walked away monitoring the class. Favorite teacher? I think yes.

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MyHomiesBeKrunk
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 4:32pm UTC

W e l i v e in a w o r l d bui l t o n p r o m i ses,
» constructed by liars. ♥ted

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LynnHa
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 2:31am UTC

IF YOU FAV THIS
♥I Will Absolutely Positively Follow You..♥

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