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peanut43998
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July 20, 2011 8:41pm UTC

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"Dude, do you have a life!?"
"OMG, WHAT'S THE LINK!?"
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notmyquote

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11spritzerz11
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 3:34pm UTC

MindBlowing
1. Grab a calculator.
2. Key in the first 3 digits of your phone number (not your area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last four digits of your phone number
7. Repeat number 6
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
Mind Blown Huh?
nmq

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 4:54pm UTC

When you drop something
Right in front of you
And then , it completely disappears .

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cutiebear07
posted a quote
July 17, 2011 7:49am UTC

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peanut43998
posted a quote
July 14, 2011 11:39am UTC

Fridge full of food-
nothing to eat.
Wardrobe full of clothes-
nothing to wear.
Internet full of sites-
nothing to go on.
nmq , nmf

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Fallen_For_Him
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 1:22am UTC

Athazagoraphobia
The fear of being forgotten
♥ if you have this

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Fallen_For_Him
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 1:32am UTC

Anatidaephobia
The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you..
QUACK

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Fallen_For_Him
posted a quote
July 5, 2011 6:59pm UTC

The only way to accept an insult is;
To ignore it,
If you can't ignore it, top it,
If you can't top it, laugh at it,
If you can't laugh at it well then
It's probably true. ♥

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Fallen_For_Him
posted a quote
July 11, 2011 5:16am UTC

And I guess I just thought that
-->>maybe, just maybe if I ran<<--
You would chase me ♥
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imbringinsexyback
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 11:07am UTC

My old aunts used to come
up to me at weddings and say, "Your next."?
They stopped after i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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imbringinsexyback
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 2:20pm UTC

How do i tell chris i like him? These things are hard :(
You just did ellie ;)
oh my gosh, im so sorry, that was to jenna! :|
Her name isnt even close to mine though.. Did you send this on purpose to me? Dont worry if you did ;)
maybe;).. does that mean you like me too? :D<3
No.

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justinbieberfever1234
posted a quote
July 13, 2011 7:54am UTC

Hey dad!
Hey
I'm going to be on MTV!
That awesome! :) What show?
16 and pregnant :)
WTF?!!

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browneyegirl29
posted a quote
February 6, 2011 1:12pm UTC

This quote has been deleted. But its still awesome!!!

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browneyegirl29
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April 16, 2011 9:14am UTC

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browneyegirl29
posted a quote
May 3, 2011 8:02pm UTC

Seen it.
Jocked...
Yes it is just you.
Seen it.
Seen it.
WTF?
Another James brass quote.
Seen it.
AWW!
Fave.
Over posted.
Jocked.
WTF? I posted this yesterday and got 1 fave but you got 2543908655607!
Seen it.
Seen it.
Thats a fail.
Seen it.
Aww *Sniff sniff*
Saw it yesterday.
Fave.
Fave.
Seen it.
OMFG I HAVE SEEN 34389658653879863058695609385098 OF THOSE QUOTES!
Seen it.
Fave.
Cute.
No I will not help your gold fish back out of suicide.
Seen it.
Fave.
((How my witty day goes))
♥

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browneyegirl29
posted a quote
May 4, 2011 7:22pm UTC

Fave If You Have Done Any of These..
- Pet a unicorn
- Died
- Met a rainbow penguin
- Played a with a leprechaun
- Wore pants

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browneyegirl29
posted a quote
May 18, 2011 7:31pm UTC

Today, I found out he asked my
best friend. She said no.
I asked why?
"Because he means more to you than he ever will for me. And I knew it would break your heart if I said yes." She just turned down the hottest guy in school.

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browneyegirl29
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 12:10pm UTC

My dad said if i,
This quote get 50 faves he will take me to cedar point amusement park! Please witty girls make one of my wishes come true. I dont really see my dad that often so it would mean a lot
♥ browneyegirl29

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browneyegirl29
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 9:56pm UTC

Today, I was told I don't have feelings.
I said,
I do have feelings I just use them for more matters that you don't have to worry about in your prefect little life.... So don't say I don't have feelings when you don't even know that half of it ok! Try walking a mile in my shoes and then say I don't have feelings. And maybe I just don't show them or use them for stupid little stuff. Try worrying every day if you are going to have cancer. I have almost had cancer 4 times and I might have it a 5th time and what I don't have feelings? Yeah I went back to the doctor. Try having to worry about food for the week when my mom can barely afford to frickn gas to go to the store. Try having to worry about my dad moving to Canada for 6 months for another job and not seeing him. Or even my brothers autism. You may think I have no feeling but walk a mile in my shoes then talk to me. I just don't let little things like that hurt me. I have bigger things to worry about so sorry I cant have a perfect life like you. So, sorry my life isn't perfect. So thanks for the compliment but I cant except it sorry. ♥♥♥
Sorry I normaly don't vent but yeah...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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