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11spritzerz11

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Member Since: 28 Mar 2011 08:04pm

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About Me
Why Hello There!
You seem to have stumbled upon the page oh me :)
soooo im really bad at this kinda stuff so most of this is gonna be a rant... oh well.

hello! im Hayley and im 13. i love basketball softball drawing and poetry. but most of all i love my friends! there always there for me and are teh funniest, most innapropriate people i know so go check them out... even though you don't know who they are... :/ well i guess i could put their usernames down but thats alot of work and im toolazy to put in the effort but maybe later :) anywayyy they know i love them so its ok <3 ya so i have nothing elsee to say besides... QUAFFALOS FTW!!!!! :)

 
And other stuff..
so i have absolutely no clue what to write here... but this format was so pretty so i picked it... this is also gonna be a rant... soooo ya lol one thing im absolutely obsessed over are pickles. omfg i could eat pickles alllll day. i also like cheez-its but not as much... ya so most of my friends call me hayley but i am also known as pink cuz im a ginger so i turn bright red whenever i get embarassed or tired or angry or if i laugh too much or if im crying or hot or all day everyday... ya it sucks but thats ok...i guess... so i have to go do my homework now and im kinda bored so byye! :)

















































welcome.:)
  1. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 11:36am UTC
    Deck the halls with gasoline
    fa lalalala lalalala
    Light a match and watch it gleam
    fa lalalala lalalala
    Watch the hall burn down in ashes
    fa lala lalala lalala
    Aren't you glad we played with matches
    fa lalalala lalalala

  2. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 12:55pm UTC
    Dysania:
    when you have trouble getting out of bed in the morning.♥

  3. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    30 day letter challenge :)
    Letter 1: Your bestfriend.
    Letter 2: Your crush.
    Letter 3: Your parents
    Letter 4: Your siblings.
    Letter 5: Your dreams.
    Letter 6: A stranger.
    Letter 7: Your ex-boyfriend or girlfriend/love/crush.
    Letter 8: Your favorite internet friend.
    Letter 9: A person you wish to meet.
    Letter 10: Someone you don't talk to as much as you'd like to.
    Letter 11: A deceased person you wish you could talk to.
    Letter 12: Person you hate the most.
    Letter 13: Someone you wish you could forgive.
    Letter 14: Someone you drifted away from.
    Letter 15: The person you miss the most.
    Letter 16: Someone that is not in your state.
    Letter 17: Someone from your childhood.
    Letter 18: The person you wish you could be.
    Letter 19: Someone that pesters your mind (Good or bad).
    Letter 20: The one that broke your heart the hardest.
    Letter 21: Someone you judged by their first impression.
    Letter 22: Someone you want to give a second chance to.
    Letter 23: The last person you kissed.
    Letter 24: The person that gave you your favorite memory.
    Letter 25: The person you know that is going through the worst of times.
    Letter 26: The last person you made a pinky promise to.
    Letter 27: The friendliest person you knew for only a day.
    Letter 28: Someone that changed your life.
    Letter 29: The person you want to tell everything to, but are afraid to.
    Letter 30: Your reflection in the mirror.
    LLL Letter 1: Your best friend
    ok... so i have lots of best friends and i dont wanna single anyone out so this is to all of you :)
    ive know most of you my whole life and some of you ive only met a little while ago but that doesnt make any difference. you guys are always there for me and i love you !!!<3 lol so thanks for helping me with everything and anything and i hope we can all be best friendsforever :D lmao byye!

  4. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2011 1:03pm UTC
    i just found out that
    my mom has a witty
    she wont tell me
    her username
    i dont know
    if she knows mine O_o

  5. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    i hate my life.

  6. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 2:21pm UTC
    the only reason
    i shave my legs in the winter
    is because of gym
    nmf

  7. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 12:48pm UTC
    Random Questions About Me:
    Spell your name without vowels: Hyly
    Your favorite number: 18
    What color do you wear most?: blue, grey,purple
    Least favorite color?: brown
    What are you listening to?: why im home :)
    What is your favorite class in school?: french
    Are you outgoing?: yes
    Favorite pair of shoes?: chocolate boots
    Can you dance?: ... not well
    Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?:yesss :)
    Can you whistle?: yes
    Write with both hands?: yup
    Cross your eyes: yup lol
    Walk with your toes curled?: why? but yes lol
    THE DO'S
    Do you believe there is life on other planets?: duh im from planet AWESOMNESS!!!
    Do you believe in miracles?:nope :/
    Do you believe in magic?: im a wizard... shhhhh
    Love at first sight?: definetly <3
    Do you like roller coasters?: absolutely!!!!
    Do you know how to swim?:yes
    Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: what???
    THE HAVES
    Have you ever been on a plane?: yes
    Have you ever asked someone out?: yup
    Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yes... even though im scared :/
    Have you ever painted your nails?: Yes
    THE WHATS
    What is the temperature outside?: -5463789029347654372 its soooo cold!!
    What radio station do you listen to?: my ipod
    What was the last thing you bought?: an elephant pen thats eyes bug out :)
    What was the last thing on TV you watched?: full house :DDDDD
    THE WHOS
    Who was the last person you IM'd? dont have one
    Who was the last person you took a picture of?: random ppl on the street... O_o
    Who was the last person you said I love you to?: emily :)
    HAPPY SECTION
    Are you a happy person?: when im with my friends and brothers
    What can make you happy?: friends, music, poetry, art, brothers
    Do you wish you were happier?: kinda...
    Can music make you happy?: most of the time
    How many times have you had your heart broken?: alot </3
    LOOK AT ME
    What is your current hair color?: GINGER!!!!!
    What does your hair look like now? sraight
    Current piercings?: double ears
    Have any tattoos?: i want a little one
    Eye color?: blue
    CURRENTLY WEARING
    What shirt are you wearing?:footie pajamas :)
    Pants: footie pajamas :D
    Shoes?: footie pajamas <3
    Necklaces?: Nope
    HAVE YOU EVER
    Been to jail:nope
    Ran away from home: yup :/
    Laughed so hard you cried: of course!
    Thrown up in a store: nooo
    Wanted to be a model: im not good enough or pretty or skinny or anything :(
    Done something really stupid that you still laugh about?: yaaaa :)
    seen a dead body: yes D:
    skinny dipping: No;)
    THIS OR THAT
    Pepsi or Coke: neither
    McDonald's or Burger King: mccdonalds
    Single or Group Dates?:both
    Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
    Strawberries or blueberries: Strawberries
    Meat or Veggies: veggies
    TV or Movie: tv
    Guitar or Drums: guitar
    Adidas or Nike: nike
    Chinese or Mexican: Chinese
    Cheerios or Corn Flakes:cherrios
    Cake or Pie: pie
    MTV or VH1: MTV
    1. Were you named after anyone?: Hayley Mills
    2. When was the last time you cried?: last night </3
    3. Do you like your handwriting?: yup
    4. What's your favorite lunch meat?: ham
    7. Do you use sarcasm?: why would i ever be sarcastic??? ;)
    8. Do you still have your tonsils?: yes
    9. Would you bungee jump?: yessss
    10. What is your favorite cereal?: frosted flakes
    11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: nope... im a fearless rebel :)
    13. What is your favorite ice cream?: cake batter
    14. What is the first thing you notice about people? what theyre wearing
    15. Red or pink?: pink
    16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?: freckles, fatness, feet, my thumbs, my nose,
    17. Who do you miss the most?: honestly... kyle </3
    18. Do you want everyone to complete this list?:sure...?
    21. What are you listening to right now?: over my head
    22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: white :)))))
    23. Favorite Smells?: vanilla, cinnimon, winter ( yes thats totally a smell!)
    36. Where were you born?: hospital

  8. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    HOLDme close...
    & promise
    to never let me go

  9. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    rosesare red
    violets are blue
    you have a g.i.r.l.f.r.i.e.n.d.
    and i'm happy for you
    violets are blue
    roses are red
    you have a girlfriend
    [i] [wish] [she] [was] [dead]

  10. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:29pm UTC
    i'm always polite
    when i make a wish, just in case someones actually listening. ♥

  11. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 5:08pm UTC
    OMG
    today he held
    held my h.a.n.d.
    and told me he ♥loves me♥
    lol jk,
    today he accidentally
    brushed my hand
    [as] [he] [took] [my] [cheeze-it]

  12. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    i dont exactly appriciate
    you trying to turn everyone against me
    for something you did...

  13. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    You should smile more often,
    Happy looks good on you :)

  14. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    OMG!!! he said he wants to marry you!!!
    really??? omg i love him so much! im so excited!
    oh jk i meant he wants to break up with you. stupid auto correct.

  15. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    ♥ i named my pet robot
    >>>Waldo
    so if i ever --{lose him}--
    i can say
    "Where's Waldo?"

  16. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 4:31pm UTC
    things would be so much easier...
    if i could just cut off my flab

  17. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 10:20am UTC
    hayley, hayley bo bayley
    banana fana fo fayley
    fee fie mo mayley
    hayley

  18. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 9:54am UTC
    i just swallowed shampo o
    and now every time i cough
    bubbles come out. ♥

  19. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    I've always wondered what
    the secret ingredient is in a Krabby Patty on Spongebob
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
    nmf

  20. 11spritzerz11 11spritzerz11
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 10:04pm UTC
    i guess you never noticed
    how much your words hurt
    im falling apart insideii. T SS
    and no one seems to notice

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