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WhoThatGirl · 1 decade ago
HAPPY HOLIDAYS YA FILTHY ANIMAL! I'm just kidding, you know I love you. Anyways, the Chapter 20 of the fanfic of mine has been posted to the Witty Profiles. Please read it, fave it, and love it?
p.s. I know I haven't written in a month, I'm so super duper sorry.
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WhoThatGirl · 1 decade ago
GOBBLE GOBBLE SWEET CHEEKS! Chapter 19 is up!! I know, IT'S BEEN FOREVER!! I WAS NOT MYSTERIOUSLY KIDNAPPED IF THAT IS WHAT Y'ALL WERE THINKING!!! Anyways, PLEASE READ IT. Love ya, bye!
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xosmileoftenxo · 1 decade ago
UHHH LOVE YOUR NAME!
husband--Jordan
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just_luke0420 · 1 decade ago
I'm gland <3
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just_luke0420 · 1 decade ago
You're gorgeous.
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idocartwheels · 1 decade ago
ryan cohen
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WhoThatGirl · 1 decade ago
Maybe they will, who knows? Not me! Hahaha, I'm so weird...
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WhoThatGirl · 1 decade ago
Chapter 18 is up and running!! If you don't love it, I'll just go ahead and crawl in a hole to spend my life with all them other underachieving earthworms. So If you would, please read, fave and comment what you think! LOVE YA SUGAR PONY FACE ,BYE.
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR SMITHERS!!
I will never forget that one sentence up there, like every time someone sings the birthday song thingy, I think of that. Does any one else do that? :o
I had my pink mufti-day for breast cancer today, I honestly don't know how all you Americans (and anybody else who gets to wear whatever the f/ck that'd like to school) do it. I was struggling to find an outfit to wear just for one day!
Arghh!
A new chapter is up, I have exams in three weeks... EW! So, I don't know if the next chapter is going to be the last chapter for three weeks or if I'm going to continue. I'm yet to decide, because I really should be studding :/
Anyways, I love you && have a great night/day!
Xx Mariiaa
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
So, I thought that was very appropriate because I'm . Nope, still not appropriate but I swear, you can trust n o b o d y anymore. I feel like everybody hates me && a few days ago, I heard a few girls talking about me. The girls who are supposed to be some close friends. RAWR. Guess not.
I needed to get that out, excuse my rant hehehhehee
I LOVE MEAN GIRLS.
I think just about every body does. You know it came out in 2004...
BEWARE OF THE PLASTICS, Y'ALL! Tomorrow, at school, I'm having a pink-mufti day. I wish it was Wednesday, not Friday... that would be EPIC.
Okey dokey, a new chapter is up -- or maybe it isn't ;) You never know, you might go to my profile and be like -.- because you went there & I hadn't actually uploaded.
Mwahhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa
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WhoThatGirl · 1 decade ago
ME SWEETY PUFF!!! So there was this awkward tomato (Cuz like, I am NOT a Potato) and she wrote another chapter (cuz she has nothing to do) and she would really really really really wants you to read and love it!! SO JUST DO IT!! Chapter 17 is uuuuup!! Kay, love ya bye!!
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WhoThatGirl · 1 decade ago
AH MA GOD I HATE YOU...just kidding!!! I LOVE YA SOOOO MUCH!! And I hope you love my new CHAPTER 16!! Enjoy, please? Or else...Mwahahahaha < Sorry bout that..
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xoprettylittlesmileox · 1 decade ago
okay. i'll kik you then & i'll follow you on isntagram(:
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xoprettylittlesmileox · 1 decade ago
yes! do you have a kik, instagram, facebook, or twitter?
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xoprettylittlesmileox · 1 decade ago
we should talk soemtime.
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Smiliezz900 · 1 decade ago
thanks, i will!
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WhoThatGirl · 1 decade ago
HELLO EARTHLING-er..I mean..Hello my dear reader, I have come to bless you with the amazing new...CHAPTER 15!! Witty was being kinda mean so I had to split it upperoo, and now theres a Part 1 and 2!! Make sure you read Part one first, ya can't miss it, it's right under my most recent chapter, part two. LOVE YA SWEET CHEEKS!! ENJOY!!
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WhoThatGirl · 1 decade ago
CHAAAAAPTER 13 and 14!!!! PLEASE LOVE THEM FOREVER..........
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WhoThatGirl · 1 decade ago
Hiya! Chaaaaapters 11 and 12 are up!!
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QueenOfClovers · 1 decade ago
Hey, you're beautiful :)
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