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Losemyselfinadaydream*
posted a quote
January 25, 2015 11:19pm UTC

Once on a yellow piece of paper with green
lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Chops"
because that was the name of his dog
And that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and a gold star
And his mother hung it on the kitchen door
and read it to his aunts
That was the year Father Tracy
took all the kids to the zoo
And he let them sing on the bus
And his little sister was born
with tiny toenails and no hair
And his mother and father kissed a lot
And the girl around the corner sent him a
Valentine signed with a row of X's
and he had to ask his father what the X's
meant
And his father always tucked him in bed at
night
And was always there to do it
Once on a piece of white paper with blue lines
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Autumn"
because that was the name of the season
And that's what it was all about
And his teacher gave him an A
and asked him to write more clearly
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen
door
because of its new paint
And the kids told him
that Father Tracy smoked cigars
And left butts on the pews
And sometimes they would burn holes
That was the year his sister got glasses
with thick lenses and black frames
And the girl around the corner laughed
when he asked her to go see Santa Claus
And the kids told him why
his mother and father kissed a lot
And his father never tucked him in bed at night
And his father got mad
when he cried for him to do it.
Once on a paper torn from his notebook
he wrote a poem
And he called it "Innocence: A Question"
because that was the question about his
girl
And that's what it was all about
And his professor gave him an A
and a strange steady look
And his mother never hung it on the kitchen
door
because he never showed her
That was the year Father Tracy died
And he forgot how the end
of the Apostle's Creed went
And he caught his sister
making out on the back porch
And his mother and father never kissed
or even talked
And the girl around the corner
wore too much makeup
That made him cough when he kissed her
but he kissed her anyway
because that was the thing to do
And at three A.M. he tucked himself into bed
his father snoring soundly
That's why on the back of a brown paper bag
he tried another poem
And he called it "Absolutely Nothing"
Because that's what it was really all about
And he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
And he hung it on the bathroom door
because this time he didn't think
he could reach the kitchen.

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 5:05pm UTC

How to make your cold shower water feel warmer
-------------------------------
Method 1:
•turn your shower water on super cold
•stand under it for 10ish seconds
•after you stop having a panic attack about the coldness turn it back hot
Method 2:
•get out of the way of the water or even out of the shower
•spin around and make yourself really cold
•get back under the water
You're Welcome

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 9:30am UTC

Differences between music genres:
Sentence: I saw a flower.
Rap: Yo I was hangin' with my muthafuken clique and we went to da garden of dem b1tc/hes but instead I saw a flowa'!
Pop: I saw a flower, flower, flower, It had colorful petals, ohhhh, petals.
Rock: In the meadow where nothing grew but grass and weeds, but then I looked down and saw a flower at my feet.
Emo: I crossed a beautiful flower BUT THEN IT FUKEN DIED!
Metal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SAW FLOWER OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Country: I was ridin my tractor, drinkin a beer but then I saw a purty flower and said 'Hey y'all there's a mighty fine flowa'!'
Dubstep: WICKA WACKADEE JFGVHNJFHHUGJHIFJJGVNJIKFJRJFNRJFKNFRHJTNJRFJEKN ERHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ACHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAWABBBBAAA!

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 12:20pm UTC

I'm not the type to say sorry constantly,
So I swallowed my pride and got on my knees ♥♥, but still you just stood there as you stared at me.

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 12:30pm UTC

i'll survive.

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 2:08pm UTC

Mom: GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM! NOW.
Me: come on mom my room isnt that dirty
Mom: oh ya? Lets go to your room right now.
Me: okay then
*goes to room and its a complete mess*
Me: um... everythings on display
Me:
Mom:
Me: like a museum

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randi*
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 4:00pm UTC

I know today is Monday and
you assume it's going to suck,
but according to statistics, there
will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000
childbirths, and 42 million hugs
occuring today throughout the
United States. Also today, there
will be at least 4 people that
will will the multimillion dollar
lotteries, 600 people will get promotions
at work, and 3,000 people will lose
their virginity. There will also be
600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons
sold and 800,000 Skittles sold.
Plus, the words "I love you"
will be said over 9 million times. So
again, I know today is Monday
and you assume it's going to suck
but just smile, because according
to statistics, it should actually
be a really nice day.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
January 2, 2013 9:02pm UTC

OMG!!!!!! I GOT AN IPAD FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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mariahg99
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 12:22am UTC

Is it wierd that i have faved 22263 quotes? I see other peoples profiles and most people have 1000 or 2000. I just enjoy alot of quotes and i think that even one fave can make a person's day. That's why i fave so many quotes. But thrn again i only have 53 quotes so oh well

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
November 16, 2012 5:24pm UTC

Diney: Hi I'm debby ryan from Jessie, and you're watching disney channel
Me: NO!
Me: YOU'RE BAILEY!
Me: FROM SUITE LIFE ON DECK!

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 2:56pm UTC

My 4 year old brother and my mom
Brother: *Poking my moms boobs* What are theses?
Mom:What do you think they are?
Brother: Boms?
Me: *Laughs hysterically*
Mom:No they're boobs.
Brother: Booms?

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 8:00pm UTC

HAPPY 800TH QUOTE!!!!!!
I would like to thank all my followers for helping me get this far and I would like to thank witty For helpping me throughout the rough parts of my life. I would also like to say a shout out to STEVE! Love you bro :P Plus...All you Obama Lovers CONGRATULATIONS!
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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 8:59pm UTC

spending a half hour;
just trying to find a new priofile picture.
im back♥

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 7:09pm UTC

Growing Up Is:
Realizing that Shaggy is a weed-smoker hippie that talks to a dog with an adams apple.

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shulesluvvah*
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 9:25pm UTC

F is for friends that don't talk to you.
U is for you're alone.
N is for never having any plans at all,
AlI you do is sit at home.
#foreveralone

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sammy*
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:01pm UTC

& sometimes I wonder...
do you miss me?

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sammy*
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 6:39pm UTC

PLEASE DON'T SCROLL PAST THIS QUOTE!
so for school, we have to make a veterans day poem for veterans day,
and my friend made an amazing poem
and i told her its good but she doesn't believe me.
-this is it-
Veterans Day Poem
Before i lay upon my bed,
i give a prayer to those who lead.
I ask myself, where would i be if those who lead
were not fighting for me?
Whom might those be who lead for me?
I haven't seen their faces;
they do not stand before my eyes.
I don't know their names, for;
it's not displayed in front of me.
But i do know that when i fall asleep,
there's always someone new protecting me,
not only from my scary dreams.
So her i stand, poem in hand;
young and free.
Where would i be if those who lead,
were not fighting for me?
that's it(:
her witty is:
JackieBoo99

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lexysingasong
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 10:31pm UTC

Getting a 3-page essay that I had two months to do done in two days.
LIKE A BOSS.
...jaykay. I barely have two pages written, I don't even know if I'm doing it right., & I've been on witty all night.
Procrastination, ftw.

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arianagrande*
posted a quote
October 23, 2012 7:28pm UTC

ME TYPING WITH OUT LOOKING: hello.. what are you doing?
ME TYPING WITH LOOKING: HELO0.,... WHAT ARE YIU DOUNG.
i mess up more with looking

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