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Sirwilliamthewise

1. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2013 7:02pm UTC
   Some people feel the rain.
   Others just get wet.
   
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2. xxAriannaxx
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2013 7:27pm UTC
   Sister: "Can you give me the tv remote?"
   Me: "It's....too....far.....away..."
   *T.V remote is right next to me*
   
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3. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2013 9:47pm UTC
   Don't let the opinions
   of others consume you.
   
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4. BrandonO
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2013 12:36am UTC
   Ralph my man, my main man!-wreck it ralph <333
   
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5. xxAriannaxx
   posted a quote
   May 9, 2013 7:59am UTC
   *Gets 12 faves on quote*
   Me: *Happy Dance*
   Me: YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH B*TCHESS!
   Me: *See's a quote that got 33333745558765362715198392837 favs*
   Me:
   Witty:
   Spongebob:
   Japan:
   Rock:
   Squirrel:
   Patrick:
   Squidward:
   Clown:
   Me: Couldn't .... i .... have ..... ONE GOOD MOMENT?!?!????!??!?!!?!
   
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6. xxAriannaxx
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   May 8, 2013 10:03pm UTC
   Me: "I think someones in the house.
   *Hides under covers*
   Me: "I hope they dont use my wifi."
   Me: "The password is really easy."
   
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7. Christa133
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   May 8, 2013 8:52pm UTC
   What if everyone stopped making bendy straws?
   
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8. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
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   May 8, 2013 9:02pm UTC
   We're all a little fragile.
   
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9. EmilyxLovesxU
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   May 8, 2013 9:05pm UTC
   I can't even make a straight line,
   when I'm using a ruler.
   Why do people expect so much from me?
   
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10. DopeKid
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    You know your funny when you make yourself laugh with your own jokes.
    
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11. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
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    May 8, 2013 9:21pm UTC
    I know Im good for something,
    I just havent found it yet.
    
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12. MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
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    May 8, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    The sun loved the moon so much
    he died every night just to let her breathe.
    
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13. SundayWakeUp
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    May 8, 2013 9:25pm UTC
    Whats it called when your crush likes you?
    Imaaginaatioon.
    
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14. Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Organic Life Form: *Speaks*
    Me: Can you not?
    
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15. SaturdayInJuly
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    May 8, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    Spongebob: What's better than serving up smiles?
    Squidward: Being dead or anything else
    
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16. xxAriannaxx
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    May 8, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    When i was little i wanted to be a teenager, but now i realized how stupid i was.
    
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17. xxAriannaxx
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    May 8, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    Person: "No offense."
    Me: YEAH, THAT DOESNT MAKE ME FEEL OFFENDED AT ALL.
    
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18. JustPasta
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    I DON'T CARE!!!!
    >:(
    
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19. SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    Making unecessary noises
    when you're bored.
    
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20. SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    That one friend that
    always kills the moment.
    
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