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SinisterKittyKatX

1. SinisterKittyKatX
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2013 10:24am UTC
   Dear Youtube,
   I am always going to 'Skip This Ad'
   Sincerely,
   Annoyed Youtuber
   
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2. SinisterKittyKatX
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   April 15, 2013 9:59am UTC
   What if heaven was real? I'd be all like:
   "GOD, WHY THE HECK DID YOU INVENT MONDAY?!"
   
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3. SinisterKittyKatX
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   April 15, 2013 9:53am UTC
   That awkward moment when your teacher asks you a question but you have no idea what the answer is because you haven't been paying attention.
   
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4. SinisterKittyKatX
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   April 15, 2013 9:47am UTC
   SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVER:
   Monday
   
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5. SinisterKittyKatX
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   April 15, 2013 6:57am UTC
   Have you ever realised that Emily Blunt and Katy Perry look like twins?
   
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6. SinisterKittyKatX
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   April 15, 2013 6:48am UTC
   T h a t a w k w a r d m o m e n t w h e n y o u c a n t t e l l i f s o m e o n e i s a b o y o r a
   g i r l
   
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7. SinisterKittyKatX
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   April 15, 2013 6:45am UTC
   LIFE
   Is like a jigsaw.
   No matter how many times you make mistakes, it always fits together in the end.
   
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8. SinisterKittyKatX
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   April 15, 2013 6:38am UTC
   LIFE IS SHORT
   FALSE. It's the longest thing you do.
   
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9. SinisterKittyKatX
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   April 14, 2013 5:27pm UTC
   *Your Average hostage situation*
   Robber: *Holds up gun* You wanna die?!
   Me: Yea, that would be so lovely -_-
   
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10. SinisterKittyKatX
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    April 14, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    I just found out that Zazoo from The Lion King was voiced by Mr Bean. My life just got a whole lot better.
    
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11. SinisterKittyKatX
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    April 14, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    Typing 'LOL' when you have a straight face.
    
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12. SinisterKittyKatX
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    April 14, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    I hate losing my phone when it's on silent.
    
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13. SinisterKittyKatX
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    April 14, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Me: Hey, wanna watch a movie?
    Friend: Sure! What one?
    Me: How about, 'Snakes On Planes'?
    Friend: Great! What's it about?
    Me: -_- Horses on boats. It's about horses on boats.
    
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14. SinisterKittyKatX
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    April 14, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    Yes, everyone in Bikini Bottom can make fire.
    WELCOME TO SPONGEBOB LOGIC.
    
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15. SinisterKittyKatX
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    April 14, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    Neil Armstrong: *Goes to moon, takes 5 pictures*
    Random Girl: *Goes to bathroom, takes 37 pictures*
    INSTAGRAM
    
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