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SimplyDestroyed

1. SimplyDestroyed
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   June 21, 2013 5:52pm UTC
   I'm in my bed...
   You're in your bed...
   Someone's in the wrong place!
   
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2. SimplyDestroyed
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   June 21, 2013 5:46pm UTC
   Rule #1
   Only trust people who like big butts...
   They cannot lie.
   
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3. SimplyDestroyed
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   June 20, 2013 2:01pm UTC
   I figure life's a gift and I don't intend on wasting it.
   - Jack Dawson; Titanic (Leonardo Dicaprio)
   
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4. SimplyDestroyed
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   June 20, 2013 1:54pm UTC
   I'm sorry, but if the music is "Too Loud!"...then you're 'Too Old'.
   
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5. SimplyDestroyed
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   June 20, 2013 1:47pm UTC
   Typing "Zerg Rush" into Google = Awesome
   
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6. SimplyDestroyed
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   June 20, 2013 1:42pm UTC
   YOCO can be used to describe a lot of people nowadays.
   Y - You're
   O - Only
   C - Cute
   O - Online
   *just be happy with who you are, you'll find someone you loves you for you, not the edited pictures you upload*
   
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7. SimplyDestroyed
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   June 20, 2013 1:06pm UTC
   When I was a kid, I used to think the moon followed our car everywhere.
   
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8. SimplyDestroyed
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   June 20, 2013 12:56pm UTC
   This metaphor might sound a little confusing, but y’all don’t really know me if you know me…♥
   
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9. SimplyDestroyed
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   June 20, 2013 12:13pm UTC
   Mind in one Place,
   Heart in Another...
   
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