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  1. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 8:41am UTC
    -finished first page of test-
    *flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*

  2. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    Did you know?
    Its impossible to say
    "Good Eye Might"
    without sounding Australian?
    (favorite if you tried it)

  3. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    Imagine
    if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
    -Hello? Mom?
    -No. This is Lady Gaga.

  4. singxlovex4 singxlovex4
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    My 21 year old brother
    had prom a few weeks ago.
    My brother has Down Syndrome..
    He had his first kiss that night with another Down Syndrome girl.
    Fav if you think that's adorable♥

  5. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    WHEN I SAY I WON'T TELL ANYONE,
    MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T COUNT.

    N NMF.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 11:30am UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #36
    the average person falls asleep within seven minutes.
    press the '♥' if it takes you longer than seven minutes to fall asleep.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  8. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    & who else wonders why;
    phineas & ferbs mom buys groceries everyday.

  9. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #45
    on average, a person will spend five years eating during their lifetime.
    press the '♥' if it'd be ten years for you.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #48
    men reportedly say that women taste like bacon.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  11. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 11:57am UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #53
    over 50% of americans fall asleep on their sides.
    click the '♥' if you fall asleep on your side.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  12. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 12:12pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #56
    think of any color.
    on average, three out of five will say red.
    click the '♥' if you thought of red.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  13. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 12:23pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #57
    chocolate can help you live longer.
    press the '♥' if you love chocolate.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  14. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 12:54pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #59
    yawning is contagious.
    even thinking about yawning is enough.
    after reading this, there is a 50% chance that you will yawn.
    click the '♥' if you yawned.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  15. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 1:13pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #63
    if you whip your head back and forth, you will lose 24 brain cells per whip.
    poor willow smith.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  16. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #64
    it's difficult to swallow twice in a row.
    press the '♥' if you just tried.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  17. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #65
    grapes explode if you put them in the microwave.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  18. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    f u n f a c t # 5
    president george w. bush was once a cheerleader.

  19. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 10:49am UTC
    f u n f a c t # 8
    you weigh less when there is a full moon.

  20. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 11:08am UTC
    f u n f a c t # 10
    the average chocolate bar has eight insect legs in it.

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