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Sillymee43

  1. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 12:30pm UTC
    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    credit to:: coolfunnyquotes.com & anyone else who made it before me.

  2. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 12:24pm UTC
    What you call dog with no legs?
    Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
    credit to:: coolfunnyquotes.com and anyone else who has done this.

  3. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 11:59am UTC
    you say im a clutz,
    but you're gunna have to deal with it::
    kuz that's just who i am.

  4. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 10:55am UTC
    All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
    haha. i found this on the internet.

  5. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 10:53am UTC
    "The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
    - Marty Feldman

  6. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 10:40am UTC
    What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
    'Hold my purse.'
    credit to:: coolfunnyqoutes.com

  7. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 10:37am UTC
    You laugh because I'm different...........
    I laugh cause I just farted!

  8. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2009 10:33am UTC
    girls
    Girls are like phones.
    We love to be held,
    talked too but if you press
    the wrong button
    you'll be disconnected!

  9. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2009 12:35pm UTC
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  10. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2008 8:35am UTC
    i a m n o t w i t h s t u p i dw e b r o k e u p.

  11. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2008 8:28am UTC
    Girl: what do you look for in a girl?Boy: i am looking for someone who is calm.Girl: than we cant be together.Boy: why not?Girl: because my heart goes crazy when i am with you

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