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  1. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 25, 2009 6:09pm UTC
    Today United Blood Service called
    and asked if I was home,
    after a moment of thought,
    I said no and hung up.
    - MLIA
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  2. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 25, 2009 6:06pm UTC
    Today, I ate an oreo.
    I then realized I was
    wearing a white shirt
    and black shorts.
    I matched my oreo.
    This made me happy.
    - MLIA
    not jocking, i thought it was funny.
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  3. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 25, 2009 6:03pm UTC
    Today my friend told a joke that I didn't understand.
    I laughed anyway so I didn't look stupid.
    My other friend didn't get the joke and we made fun of him.
    - MLIA
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  4. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 25, 2009 6:02pm UTC
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  5. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 25, 2009 5:59pm UTC
    Today, I went to the cookie jar in my kitchen for a snack.
    I noticed that all of the cookie were gone,
    so I said outloud, "Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar."
    No one answered.
    - MLIA
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  6. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 25, 2009 5:57pm UTC
    Today, I was eating a cup of pudding,
    but to make it last longer I used a very small spoon.
    - MLIA.
    haha i've done this before.
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  7. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 25, 2009 5:56pm UTC
    Today I hit a parked car while texting. I was walking.
    -MLIA
    im not jocking, just thought it was funny.
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  8. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 25, 2009 3:36pm UTC
    I'm the kinda girl;
    That'll kick your butt at a game and not tell,
    That will say i'm BEAST at tap tap revenge and don't care if people stare,
    That will get mad at you when you won't wash your hair,
    That when i found out about HER;
    none of that mattered because you b r o k e my heart and you didn't even care.
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  9. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 22, 2009 1:56pm UTC
    Today, my dog was on the floor waiting for me to rub her belly. Instead, I decided to immitate her and waited for her to rub my belly. She did not rub my belly.
    - MLIA
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  10. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 22, 2009 1:52pm UTC
    Today, my mom told me to fold some laundry. I started folding and realized how warm the clothes were. I was highly amused and covered myself with them. It was fun.
    - MLIA
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  11. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 20, 2009 4:23pm UTC
    Do if you dare!!!!!
    alt, f4
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  12. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 20, 2009 12:00pm UTC
    me without you is like
    shoes without laces.
    a nerd without braces.
    asentencewithoutspaces.
    polyvore.com
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  13. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 19, 2009 6:16pm UTC
    MEGAN
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    credit to:: RenesmeeCullen08
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  14. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 19, 2009 11:03am UTC
    Today,
    I cut someone off because I didn't see them.
    We stopped at the red light next to each other.
    It was akward.
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  15. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 15, 2009 5:03pm UTC
    Today, i found an obituary clipping on my
    kitchen table. It was for my grandpa.
    No one told me he died.
    -FML
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  16. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 15, 2009 4:59pm UTC
    Today, i got fired from my job.
    I worked for my parents.
    -FML
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  17. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 15, 2009 4:57pm UTC
    Today, i gave my girlfriend a new TV as a
    10th anniversary present.She gave me a torch on a keyring.
    -FML
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  18. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 15, 2009 4:54pm UTC
    Today,the guy sitting beside me on the
    bus fell asleep and just drooled on me.
    -FML
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  19. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 15, 2009 4:24pm UTC
    Follow your dreams...
    except the one when you're
    at school in your underwear.
    credit to:: angelfire.com
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  20. Sillymee43 Sillymee43
    posted a quote
     July 14, 2009 12:38pm UTC
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