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dolph*
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July 26, 2013 12:36pm UTC

okay it's been like 12 years since shrek came out and i still can't get over the fact that donkey fu'cked a dragon

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WeirdKid.*
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May 12, 2013 5:35pm UTC

Putting headphones in to avoid people's bullshitt.

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Imperfectionality
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May 12, 2013 6:23pm UTC

When you make one mistake,
And people constantly attack you.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 10:46pm UTC

Girls:
you can make fun of thier boyfriends, some will even laugh,
but they'd kill you if you make fun of thier pets

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Cammie
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May 12, 2013 1:01pm UTC

Do not make inside jokes with me..
because i will bring it up 17 times a day.

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yourcool
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May 11, 2013 7:44pm UTC

"can i be honest with you?"
no please f.cking lie straight to my face. i beg of you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 7:28pm UTC

i accidentally messed up my life
how do i start a new account

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 6:48pm UTC

you can make literally anything sound
sexual just by whispering it.

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yourcool
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May 11, 2013 8:08pm UTC

i wonder if beyonce waks up in the morning
and thinks "wow i'm beyonce."

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 7:46pm UTC

old people are either wicked nice or
the meanest people on earth there is no in between

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Hale_Storm18
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May 12, 2013 8:43am UTC

Every mother on Earth gave birth to a child. Except my mom,
she gave birth to a legend. Congrats mom.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 9:21pm UTC

I understand that Witty changes, everything does. It's really not Witty that's
changed, it's the people. They're rude. They openly disrespect people on this site. They openly mock. They bully. The amount of times I've been insulted on here is ridiculous and I'm fed up with it. The only reason I've stayed on this website is because of the few nice people I've met. But this is getting insane and I don't know if I should leave or not.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 7:01pm UTC

MATH HOMEWORK?
the bible said adam and eve not adam bought 60 watermelons

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 8:01pm UTC

my biggest fear is falling and dying
in the shower and my family finding me naked

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 7:26pm UTC

why do famous people think that they
can only date other famous people like you're limiting your chance to find your soulmate.
for example: me

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 6:50pm UTC

if i ever met a genie i wouldn't wish for
a million dollars i would wish that whenever i bought something i'd always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 7:48pm UTC

mcdonalds should have a third window
where you can trade in all the wrong sh.t they gave you at the second window

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 7:35pm UTC

i hate it when people call their grandparents
weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 10:04pm UTC

hey followers,
is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 7:19pm UTC

uno is a great card game it's just filled with
smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real f.cking personal real f.cking fast

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