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  1. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    Oh I almost forgot, so yesterday I was driving in my car on my way to my grandma’s with the windows rolled down and I was playing my music pretty loud and I was stopped at a stop light and then I hear someone shouting in my direction loudly and I look over and the woman in the car next to mine was yelling towards me and I was like “dang it oh no she’s yelling at me for my loud music and this is going to a really awkward and uncomfortable and possibly vicious public confrontation my day is ruined.” And instead she was like “I REALLY LIKE THIS SONG, WAS STATION ARE YOU LISTENING TO?” and then I was ‘oh good crisis avoided’ and “I’M NOT LISTENING TO THE RADIO IT’S A CD. I’M LISTENING TO GOTYE.” And she was like, “IS THAT THE BAND?” And I was like, “YEAH.” And she was like “OH THANK YOU SO MUCH I REALLY LIKE THIS. HAVE A GREAT DAY!” and I was like “YOU TOO.” and she was like “THANKS” and the light turned green and she drove away and it was pretty great and then I was in a good mood the rest of the day. That is my story the end.

  2. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    A TOUCHING ELEPHANT STORY
    In 1986, Mark Murray was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Depaul University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The Elephant seemed distressed, so Murray approached it very carefully.
    He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Murray worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
    The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Murray stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
    Murray never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
    Twenty years later, he was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Murray and his son Tom were standing.
    The large bull elephant stared at Murray, lifted its front foot off the ground and then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
    Remembering the encounter in 1986, Murray couldn't help but wonder if this was the same elephant.
    He summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Murray's legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
    Probably wasn't the same elephant.

  3. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    June 5, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    I would snapchat you back but my hair
    and my face
    and my clothes
    and just
    no

  4. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    June 5, 2013 12:59pm UTC
    I'd Like to do a HUGE following spree for the next hour so if you just comment I will follow ya'll (:
    ~Follow Me Back~

  5. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    June 5, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    Everybody: I love my new car!
    Me: I love my new fridge

  6. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    June 5, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    Not All pretty quotes get a ton of faves
    But
    Not All plain quotes go un-noticed

  7. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    June 2, 2013 12:02pm UTC
    I just want to know why..

  8. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    May 30, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Omg so yesterday me and my friend were walking
    around town and it was raining. Not like hard, more like sprinkling. All of a sudden as we walked past this house, a big blast of water hit my leg and I jumped and turned around and this little boy whom I've never seen before started spraying me with his big squirt gun. This little 5 year old I would say. Chasing two 15 year olds. I wish I was young again..

  9. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    May 28, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    Me: I think I'll go for a run
    *Goes outside*
    *Walks around the house*
    *Sprays hose on face to look sweaty*
    *Comes back in*
    Me: What a good run

  10. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    May 27, 2013 11:57am UTC
    I wonder if there's a secret to getting a top quote. Like putting special tags on a quote or spamming to people. If there is, I don't know about it. I thought I had decent quotes but hmm, guess I'll keep trying

  11. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2013 11:53am UTC
    I wish I got cute good morning texts.

  12. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    May 27, 2013 11:43am UTC
    I'm sorry to say, but summer is gonna fly.

  13. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    May 19, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    Tumblr Time!
    Comment your tumblr user for a follow! I follow back! :)

  14. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    May 19, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    NOBODY TELLS
    The fishes to swim
    The birds to fly
    The cows to moo
    The dogs to bark
    They just do.
    NOBODY TELLS
    Me to love you.
    I j u s t D o

  15. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    May 18, 2013 11:55pm UTC
    Me: Ugh whats that on my side?
    Me: Omg it's nationwide!

  16. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    May 12, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    ***Me texting hot boy:***
    Me: Heyy!
    *2hours later*
    Me: Good talk

  17. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    Do you ever strive to get this feeling?
    The one where you just want to cuddle up in blankets.
    Next to the one you love.
    Watching a movie.
    Laughing.
    Holding hands,
    Then eventually it turns into a tickle fight of some sort.
    And it hurts to laugh.
    And nothing else in the world matters.

  18. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    May 10, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    I hate the fact that you don't text back.
    I hate when you walk by me in the hallway and don't say hi.
    I hate how you don't walk me to class.
    I hate how you rarely text me first.
    & The thing I hate the most is that you act like this,
    and we're dating.

  19. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    May 1, 2013 3:29pm UTC
    I wonder what I look like
    In his eyes

  20. Shorty_Helps Shorty_Helps
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    May 1, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    *At home*
    Me: Mom come here!
    Mom: Okay.
    *Takes a shower, makes supper, goes on a walk, reads 2 Harry Potter books, pays bills, listens to music, watches tv, goes to China and back.*
    Mom: Honey, come here!
    Me: Okay!
    *Breathes*
    Mom: OMG IVE ASKED YOU TO COME HERE. I EXPECT YOU TO COME RIGHT AWAY. YOU'RE SUCH A DISGRACE CHILD. GO TO YOUR ROOM.

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