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March 17, 2012 7:10pm UTC

I love how witty is unlike other sites...
... people are so much nicer here than on any other website.

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March 7, 2012 5:41pm UTC

I fiugre skate and my friends and I have a conversation.
Them: Wanna see a movie this weekend?
Me: Can't I have practice.
Them: So, what about watching a movie at my place.
Me: Sorry, I have skating.
Them: Wanna study together after school?
Me: Can't I have skating.
Them: Wanna go skating
Me: Can't I have skating.
Them: (not amused)
Me: ...

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Shlaw
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March 3, 2012 5:09pm UTC

"Blogging is not writing. It's just graffitti with punctuation."
- Best line from Contagion

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February 26, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Paige: I vow to help you love life, to always hold you with tenderness and to have the patience that love demands, to speak when words are needed and to share the silence when they are not. To agree and disagree on red velvet cake, and to live within the warmth of your heart and always call it home.
Leo: I vow to fiercely love you in all your forms, now and forever. I promise to never forget that this is a once in a lifetime love.
-The Vow

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February 26, 2012 7:03pm UTC

Vernon: What was that ruckus?
Andrew: What ruckus?
Vernon: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.
Brian: Could you describe that ruckus, sir?
-The Breakfast Club

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February 14, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Zdeno Chara #33
Tim Thomas #30
Tyler Seguin #19
Milan Lucic #17
Patrice Bergeron #37
Brad Marchand #63
Johnny Boychuck #55
David Krejci #46
Joe Corvo #14
Tuukka Rask #40
Dennis Seidenberg #44
Marc Savard #91
Andrew Ference #21
Nathan Horton #18
Adam McQuaid #54
Chris Kelly #23
Daniel Paille #20
Greg Campbell #11
Rich Peverly #49
Benoit Pouliot #67
Shawn Thorton #22
Fave if you love the centers!
Fave if you love the forwards! Left wings and right!
Fave if you love the defense!
Fave if you love the goalies!
Fave you love them!
Boston Bruins Fan for Life!

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February 10, 2012 8:59pm UTC

The wondrous, heartfelt feeling of togetherness when the teacher calls someone out on chewing gum, and the entire class goes, "oooohhhhhhhhhhh ssssssnippppped!", and you can hear the sounds of "oh-ing" three classrooms over.

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February 9, 2012 7:10pm UTC

I want a Noah Calhoun, Jack Dawson, Johnny Castle, Danny Zuko, even a Zack Morris! There are no hearthrobs this generation, has anyone noticed that?

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February 9, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
-Dirty Dancing <3

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February 9, 2012 5:13pm UTC

Noah: Will you go out with me? (hanging from ferris wheel)
Allie: What? No.
Noah: No...?
Allie: No.
Noah: Why not?
Allie: I don't know, because I don't want to.
Noah: Ok, then you leave me with no other choice. (Lets go with one hand)
Allie: AHHH!
Noah: I'm gonna ask you one more time, will you or will you not go out with me? I think my hand's slipping.
Allie: Ok, Ok, I'll go out with you.
Noah: No, don't do me any favors.
Allie: No no, I want to.
Noah: Say it.
Allie: I wanna go out with you.
Noah: Say it again.
Allie: I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU!
Noah: Alright, alright we'll go out.
Fave if you read this with Ryan Gosling's and Rachel McAdam's voice and replayed this scene in your head!

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February 8, 2012 5:02pm UTC

I get a lot of criticism for being a figure skater... for one thing, some of my friends are really into hockey. REALLY INTO HOCKEY! They have o appreciation for the sport and then mock our jumps and spins. Not easy you know! But you know what's really annoying? High sticking, clipping, delay of game, charging, diving, cross checking, elbowing, too many men on the ice, fighting every two seconds, tripping, hooking, interference, slashing, and roughing. Being a Boston girl (Go Bruins) I like hockey. But what I love, is figure skating.

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Shlaw
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February 8, 2012 3:57pm UTC

That awkard moment when you realize you spelled awkward wrong...

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