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SayNoToGnomes
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August 13, 2013 11:35am UTC

Anyone else just feel like screaming?

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SayNoToGnomes
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August 13, 2013 8:45am UTC

Feeling sad?
Youtube ----> Jenna Marbles ------> Laugh

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SayNoToGnomes
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August 13, 2013 8:41am UTC

IE: INTERNET EXPLORER HAS STOPPED WORKING.
Me: Alrighty, Internet 'explorer', i'm off...to GOOGLE CHROME.
Me: Dammit i have windows 8. I'm too lazy to change my default.

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SayNoToGnomes
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August 5, 2013 2:47pm UTC

The new Marmite advert.
Oh my days.

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SayNoToGnomes
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August 4, 2013 1:43pm UTC

POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOE -Minion.

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SayNoToGnomes
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August 2, 2013 3:08pm UTC

What if rappers rapped about nice things?
"Yo, gurl, imma rip yo clothes off...
and fold them nicely"

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SayNoToGnomes
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August 2, 2013 2:38pm UTC

YOU ANNOY ME.

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SayNoToGnomes
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August 2, 2013 2:30pm UTC

Sometimes I just want to shout 'no'to the girls in my class who think they are perfect.

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SayNoToGnomes
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August 2, 2013 2:23pm UTC

I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
<3

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SayNoToGnomes
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August 1, 2013 10:39am UTC

I just read an article in GLAMOUR magazine, that some girls are avoiding being in a relationship because they want to 'dazzle' at work, and feeling that by being in a relationship, they won't do so well at work.
So, fellow Wittians, what do you think?
DEBATE- No fighting and play nice. :p

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SayNoToGnomes
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August 1, 2013 8:48am UTC

Today I've seen some really sad quotes.
And I just want to say,
YOU CAN DO IT.
Stay strong.
<3

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 29, 2013 5:03am UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #20
Have you got any washing that needs doing?
Er, yeah, it's just under 3 tons of stuff at the end of my bed.
So, no.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 28, 2013 9:35am UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #19
Have you scheduled your colonoscopy yet?
Get out.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 28, 2013 9:32am UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #18
Do I look fat?
Oh, of course not! You look lovely.
Probably.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 28, 2013 4:30am UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #17
Have you chosen your drinks?
Yes, of course, we just can't pronounce it so we'll be having a glass of 'that one' please.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 3:27pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #16
Why do you want to do when you leave school?
Um. Um. Um. Go shopp...part...clubbi...College?

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 3:04pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #15
How many of those have you eaten?
My point of view: not enough
Yours: 555784377

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #14
When are you due?
What.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 2:36pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #13
Do you have the receipt?
Yes, absolutely. We just can't find it.

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SayNoToGnomes
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July 27, 2013 2:34pm UTC

Questions we don't want to be asked #12
Do you have any other cards we could try?
This is not good.

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