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  1. kitty007 kitty007
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    DO YOU EVER WISH
    you could stop time
    for like a couple of weeks,
    so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just
    get your sh/t together, and then after that, time would just
    start back up again and you wouldn't have missed anything
    because you would just pick up where you left off?

  2. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    People tell me..
    "I can't believe how strong you are."
    but really I'm not.
    I fake it, really well, actually, just so I can help other
    people feel better.
    But the thing is, I'm not.
    But I can't be weak because it will let everyone down.
    Its a work in progress.

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 12:44pm UTC
    my mom four hours ago: we're only going to be here for 15 minutes.

  4. oxBlondiexo oxBlondiexo
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 10:24am UTC
    Lift up your head princess, if not the crown falls..
    nmf

  5. Booboowow Booboowow
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 10:58am UTC
    If the first tear drop comes from your right eye it meansyou are crying for happiness. If it comes down from your left eye it means you are crying for pain.

  6. BittersweetMemory BittersweetMemory
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 11:30am UTC
    Its funny how fake a smile can be...
    ...and no one would notice the pain that lies beneath it all

  7. gloriahanks gloriahanks
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2012 2:24am UTC
    I hate how chocolate immediately melt on your fingers.
    I mean... Am I that hot ;D

  8. Avenging_Angel Avenging_Angel
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    Felix Baumgartner jumped from a plane 18 miles in the sky and lived.
    (He didn't even get hurt. Freakin' God-like I tell ya)
    I can't even jump off my freakin' bed without getting severely injured.
    Jeez, I suck.
    nmf

  9. nebraska99 nebraska99
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 11:55am UTC
    Me: *cracks knuckles*
    Teacher: *looks at me like I might as well just eaten a live cat*

  10. Losemyselfinadaydream* Losemyselfinadaydream*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    LEGOS:
    10% playing with them
    20% losing the peices you need
    70% screaming each time you step on one

  11. OwlsWithEars OwlsWithEars
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Am I the only person who..
    -Feels like crying whenever I look in the mirror?
    -Feel myself getting fatter with each bit of food I eat?
    -Feels lonely even though I am around loads of people?
    -Feels likes breaking down in tears when everything just gets too much?
    -Feels like no one loves me?
    -Feels useless when I can't even do lifes smallest tasks?
    -Feels like not talking to anyone just wanting to blast my favourite music out?
    -Getting annoyed at the littlest remark someone makes about me?
    -Feeling so damn self concious that it feels like everyone is looking at me and making rude comments?
    -Feeling that no one is there for me?
    -Feeling that people who I used to love have changed?
    -Feeling that all you need is someone who understands you and feels the same way as you do?

  12. LiliBlackHeart LiliBlackHeart
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    FACT
    TEENAGERS WHO SPEND MUCH OF THEIR TIME LISTENING TO MUSIC ARE THE MOST LIKELY TO BE DEPRESSED!
    WELL IM F.UCKED

  13. whereverigo whereverigo
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    *Me and my Mom at a restaurant eating dessert*
    Mom: My teeth hurt...
    Me: Do you mean your dentures?
    Mom: ...
    Me: Did I just discover your deepest darkest secret?
    Mom: No
    Me: ...
    Mom: My DEEPEST. DARKEST. SECRET. IS.................
    Me: ...
    Mom: I'M A MAN!!!
    Me: *spits food everywhere and starts cracking up*
    True story, my mom and i have hilarious convos

  14. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    Me in 7th grade: Unattractive, socially awkward loser.
    Me now: Unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
    Woohoo for tumblr


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  17. Ashlee_ Ashlee_
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    8 year old kids have an iPhone, an iPod, an iPad and a MacBook. When I was 8 I felt cool with my new markers.

  18. Emo_gurlieXDDDD Emo_gurlieXDDDD
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Dear Side Walk,
    Please Grow In Width.
    Why Are You So Narrow?
    Sinceraly, The Third Friend

  19. nutmegx97 nutmegx97
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Hey.
    & hi.
    nmq/nmf
    Hey, but why did you say it twice?
    Well, I thought I'd be nice and say it to both of your faces.
    nmq/n

  20. im_anonymous im_anonymous
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    Before I Die #1
    I want to tell him how I feel.

:)

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