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  1. 0xcassidyy122 0xcassidyy122
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    Me: Dad, can i go to a 50 cent concert?:)
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    Dad: Sure, there is a dollar on the counter, be sure to take your sister too !(;

  2. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 6:59pm UTC
    The quickest way to get someone's attention
    is to no longer want it

  3. prplesockerninja22 prplesockerninja22
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Guy: Did the bus come yet?
    Me: If the bus came would I be standing here?

  4. dreamyyxxsweetie dreamyyxxsweetie
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Mean Girls quotes #1
    Guy: Nice wig Janice wha's it made of?
    Janice: YOUR MOM'S CHEST HAIR.
    <3

  5. Kizzie29 Kizzie29
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 6:58pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. Kay123 Kay123
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    PLEASE READD!!
    Me and my boyfrind broe up saturday while he was at the lake ...
    wanna know why?
    Because his little "friend" Katie texted my and was like "hey im on the way to the lake with luke cant wait says hes gotta suprise for me when we get there" then he apperantly told her he loved her and i was just a cover upp?? really?? i wish there were some good guys out there im so sick of being screwed over!! 100 likes ill key his car(:

  7. BreakingDown_ BreakingDown_
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    I'm not the girl with the prettiest smile.
    I'm not the girl with the tiniest waist.
    I'm not the girl with the nicest eyes.
    I'm not the girl with the best hair.
    But I am the girl who will be there for you when others aren't.

  8. Endi13 Endi13
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    Lol you know
    you're screwed
    when
    YourParentsMadeAWittyAnd started following you.

  9. ilovedyousomuch145 ilovedyousomuch145
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    you were all the things
    I thought I knew

  10. 4everyettobediscovered 4everyettobediscovered
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    boy: will you go out with me?
    girl: sorry but no.
    boy: why?
    girl: it wouldnt work.
    boy: why not?
    girl: cause im in a relationship with jake from state farm.
    my quote :)

  11. keepsake keepsake
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    love is
    just too
    complicated
    to try

  12. LOVELIFE9999 LOVELIFE9999
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    Beauty Tips #5
    Waking up with a bad hair day in the morning? If you have hot curlers and you know how to use them (roll them up in your hair and clip with metal clips or any clip that works, if curlers are really hot plastic clips could melt, but thats a rare occasion) Put hot curlers in your hair and go , get ready in the morning like you usually do. Leave five minutes at the end before you leave to take them out and fix them up a little. Curling your hair is really stylish and you'll probably get lots of compliments, they wont know what your hair looked like before;) *NOTE* I would recomend hot curlers are rolled up to about your earlobe, I dont roll them up to my scalp. This is because it comes out looking a little weird, especially if your going for a natrual look.
    Should I continue a series? Let me know please:)?
    So this is kind of simple but I just thought I would mention how easy it is to make a bad hair day a good one! I would say leave them in between 25- 45 minutes. :) And awkward that I have been spelling beauty like "Beuty" this whole time...:/

  13. EvenIfiLovedYou EvenIfiLovedYou
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    Did you get a hair cut?
    No. I dyed the tips of my hair invisible -_-

  14. lessthanthirteen lessthanthirteen
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    I am the air in your lungs,
    and the blood in your veins.
    I am all the voices you hear,
    and I'll never go away.

  15. StripedGuitar StripedGuitar
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    That awful moment when
    You can't respond to something because
    YOU'RE ABOUT TO CRY
    .
    ▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌▌

  16. Shining_Star56 Shining_Star56
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    Disney should make a hairless princess;
    [♥] So that littlle girls with cancer can'feel beautiful.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2011 10:39pm UTC
    FAVE IF YOU'VE CRIEDso hard that you couldn't breathePROPERLY.
    nmf - MissAnna

  19. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL:
    1. I'm tired.
    2. I'm cold.
    3. I don't get it.
    4. I'm hungry.
    5. What time is it?
    6. I want to go home.

  20. clicktheheartif clicktheheartif
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    Hey, you there!
    Can you stop scrolling
    for just a second;
    and click the heart for...
    the ones who lost
    their lives on
    Sept. 11, 2001.

:)

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