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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6450460
i stuck a firefly up my to make my farts glow.... hahaha i love that movie :)
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6438595
i did the macarena with a spoon at the dinner table because my family thinks im stupid anyways... sounds pretty acurate :b
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6431386
Niall licked you in narnia. FOR THE WIN!! haha
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6358251
hahaha ikr!!
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6405884
hahahah thats good!!! :DD
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
his dog is so sad, he just hides in the yard (haha goldfish cant have dogs but oh well :b )
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Cats all around America are sad, and they're coming to his funeral.
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6406585
haha this made my day
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livelifealltheway · 1 decade ago on quote 6406585
you're welcome
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6405884
happy birthday!!! i'll buy you a goldfish!! haha jk i dont have money :b but have a freakin fantastic day!!
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6405884
THANKS!! &&I had an AWESOME day!! :DD
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6405884
hahahah thats good!!! :DD
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes indeed. his mama would be proud
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
And his father would get down on his knees and cry
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
his dog is so sad, he just hides in the yard (haha goldfish cant have dogs but oh well :b )
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Cats all around America are sad, and they're coming to his funeral.
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
hahaha... yes i heard that the 2013 edition books might have a section for it
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Yes, yes. It's in the Genius World Record book, for being the MOST talented goldfish in HISTORY!!
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes indeed. his mama would be proud
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
And his father would get down on his knees and cry
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
his dog is so sad, he just hides in the yard (haha goldfish cant have dogs but oh well :b )
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Cats all around America are sad, and they're coming to his funeral.
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes.. obama is crying
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Good... oops- I mean, so sad. It made babies think twice before taking cookies. Should be in history books!!
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
hahaha... yes i heard that the 2013 edition books might have a section for it
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Yes, yes. It's in the Genius World Record book, for being the MOST talented goldfish in HISTORY!!
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes indeed. his mama would be proud
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
And his father would get down on his knees and cry
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
his dog is so sad, he just hides in the yard (haha goldfish cant have dogs but oh well :b )
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Cats all around America are sad, and they're coming to his funeral.
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
he was going to invent the microwave
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes, and he was distantly related to the president's daughter's best friend's goldfish. Distantly..
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes.. obama is crying
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Good... oops- I mean, so sad. It made babies think twice before taking cookies. Should be in history books!!
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
hahaha... yes i heard that the 2013 edition books might have a section for it
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Yes, yes. It's in the Genius World Record book, for being the MOST talented goldfish in HISTORY!!
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes indeed. his mama would be proud
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
And his father would get down on his knees and cry
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
his dog is so sad, he just hides in the yard (haha goldfish cant have dogs but oh well :b )
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Cats all around America are sad, and they're coming to his funeral.
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
the best goldfish i've ever met
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
poor fellow, he could've made billions
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
he was going to invent the microwave
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes, and he was distantly related to the president's daughter's best friend's goldfish. Distantly..
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes.. obama is crying
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Good... oops- I mean, so sad. It made babies think twice before taking cookies. Should be in history books!!
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
hahaha... yes i heard that the 2013 edition books might have a section for it
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Yes, yes. It's in the Genius World Record book, for being the MOST talented goldfish in HISTORY!!
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes indeed. his mama would be proud
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
And his father would get down on his knees and cry
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
his dog is so sad, he just hides in the yard (haha goldfish cant have dogs but oh well :b )
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Cats all around America are sad, and they're coming to his funeral.
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
he will be dearly missed.
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
He was our most productive family's friend's pet.
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
the best goldfish i've ever met
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
poor fellow, he could've made billions
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
he was going to invent the microwave
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes, and he was distantly related to the president's daughter's best friend's goldfish. Distantly..
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes.. obama is crying
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Good... oops- I mean, so sad. It made babies think twice before taking cookies. Should be in history books!!
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
hahaha... yes i heard that the 2013 edition books might have a section for it
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Yes, yes. It's in the Genius World Record book, for being the MOST talented goldfish in HISTORY!!
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes indeed. his mama would be proud
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
And his father would get down on his knees and cry
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
his dog is so sad, he just hides in the yard (haha goldfish cant have dogs but oh well :b )
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Cats all around America are sad, and they're coming to his funeral.
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389254
now haha :D
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
hahah indeed :b
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
we all cried. I have to wear a dress to the funeral...
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
he will be dearly missed.
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
He was our most productive family's friend's pet.
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
the best goldfish i've ever met
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
poor fellow, he could've made billions
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
he was going to invent the microwave
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes, and he was distantly related to the president's daughter's best friend's goldfish. Distantly..
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes.. obama is crying
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Good... oops- I mean, so sad. It made babies think twice before taking cookies. Should be in history books!!
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
hahaha... yes i heard that the 2013 edition books might have a section for it
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Yes, yes. It's in the Genius World Record book, for being the MOST talented goldfish in HISTORY!!
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
yes indeed. his mama would be proud
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
And his father would get down on his knees and cry
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
his dog is so sad, he just hides in the yard (haha goldfish cant have dogs but oh well :b )
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theglassbutterfly · 1 decade ago on quote 6389097
Cats all around America are sad, and they're coming to his funeral.
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6388994
Kid Cudi <3 :)
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6379567
happy early birthday!! :)
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GodsGurllyyGurl · 1 decade ago on quote 6379567
thanksssssssssssss
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6358251
hahaha im just 'witty' like that :b
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Sarasue · 1 decade ago on quote 6358145
and now you're in my way..
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