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Sarasue

Status: YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US

Member Since: 21 Jul 2012 12:25pm

Last Seen: 2 Feb 2013 12:20pm

Birthday: November 30

Location: Your moms chest hair.

Gender: F

user id: 319197

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Hello sexual, well I guess this is where i tell you about myself. I'm 14 years old just glubbin through life. haha I am very awkward. I like funny people, and chocolate milk, and your face. Music is everything. Food is everything. I like fried chicken, man. I dunno it just feels so good to be gangster. I live in the most boring of states. Me and the sun are not friends. I'm short, man. But I like being short, and standing next to tall people. What is life, man? Well now I'm just saying random stuff so Ima stop okay? okay bye. Nobodys even gonna read this. FISH

I'm not an asshole, I just don't give a fuck alot.
  1. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2012 3:02am UTC
    Whenever You Feel Like a Genius,
    Remember there was a time in your life when you were learning not to sh¡t your pants.
    nmq/nmf
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  2. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 11:04pm UTC
    * My best friend's and my conversation*
    Me: What if Romney wins?!
    Best Friend: Then I call picking oranges in the morning shift.
    Me: Get your cotton gins ready.
    no offense to Romney lovers.

  3. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Sorry, I can't hangout.
    My Uncle's cousin's sister-in-law's best friend's insurance agent's roomate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time ;)
    p ro best frien U r-nmq
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    DON'T LET YOUR MIND WANDER
    » it's too little to go out alone :)
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  5. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 11:52pm UTC
    me: shhhh do you hear that??
    me: it's the winds of me not giving a f.uck
    me: (>•u•)> ~ ♦ ¤ ¤* ♦ ~
    ♦~ ¤~ ♦~ * ¤* ♦~* ¤ ♦ *
    -nmq

  6. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    "Don't genius live in lamps!?"
    -Patrick Star :D

  7. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    Frank Ocean's birthday is tomorrow..!

  8. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    I'm like a fireman, I turn the H0ES on...

  9. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    "The moment I realize it's all in my mind,
    the moment I hate the Most"
    -Kid Cudi

  10. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    When people ask dumb questions
    it makes me want to slap them with a piece of chicken.

  11. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    ....I like chicken....

  13. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    "I got 99 problems....
    And they all B¡tches"
    -Kid Cudi

  14. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    "People are just as happy as they make up their minds to Be"
    -Abraham Lincoln be happy c:

  15. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 12:26am UTC
    Any Kid Cudi fans out there?!?
    i love him c:

  16. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    I just need to go to
    SLEEP
    for like an entire month.....

  17. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 12:58pm UTC
    My best friend stopped talking to me....
    and when we do talk it's a quick response before she "has to go"
    Did I do something wrong?
    Was I not good enough?

  18. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    TIRED >> of being
    TIRED >> because being
    TIRED >> is
    TIRING.

  19. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    You know that feeling....
    When you are surrounded by people but you feel so alone............

  20. Sarasue Sarasue
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    One Directions wants to get some...
    Ohh I'll give them some alright.. :b
    nmf

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