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laurabear145
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 1:49pm UTC

That boss moment
when your the first person to fave a quote,
and the next day its a top quote

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madiclaire
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 1:51pm UTC

Dear Mom,
I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, neither can the rapist.
Love,
Your daughter <3

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xLoveyou
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 2:05pm UTC

When Your Friend Tells you something
- and you dont hear what they say
so you just stand and say yea so u dont sound stupid(:

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carcar7867
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 2:08pm UTC

I know you..
You have your legs crossed.
You have your elbow on your computer desk
With your hand on the mouse.
Now you are going to fav this quote.

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indiebainick
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 2:40pm UTC

The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends
:)

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morgan_xoxo315
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 2:41pm UTC

Dear rapists,
Maybe you'd get more girls if you weren't, you know, A RAPIST.
Sincerely, think about it.

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bekahbop
posted a quote
April 19, 2011 2:46pm UTC

Dear person reading this,
You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.
Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow

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