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Dear Mom, 


I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, neither can the rapist. 


Love, 
Your daughter <3
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Dear Mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them

195 faves · 1 comments · Apr 19, 2011 1:51pm

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Ayjae_26 · 1 decade ago
m a d e m y d a y :)
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