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ChelseaLouise*
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July 28, 2013 10:07pm UTC

When you order food and there is gorgeous slim girl or guy in line,
and well, you dont want to look fat so you order like 1/2 of what you usually get.
Is that just me..?

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Smiley128
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July 28, 2013 10:07pm UTC

Its not the size of the dog in the fight. Its the size of the fight in the dog.

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hey_itsgabby
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July 26, 2013 2:56pm UTC

IS THE SATAN REALLY THE
BAD GUY HERE?
Actually, the devil gave Humans critical thinking, which God didn't want.
He wanted us not to eat from the tree of knowledge or whatever so we could basically be thought-slaves for eternity, but the devil turned the tables there with a single conversation.
Also, the devil killed about 10 people in the Bible, where God killed about 2.3 million.
He understands human nature but doesn't judge you for being human.
He accepts God's unwanted children unconditionally.
And still he's a1dickhead? why? because he can take it.
Because he's not our hero, he's our silent guardian. A watchful protector.
A dark knight.

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wonderful_me
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July 28, 2013 9:39pm UTC

Be My Friend?
a) yes
b) a
c) b

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XboxGurl
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July 28, 2013 9:31pm UTC

we
were
shining
like
lighters
in the dark
in a middle
of a rock show

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#wishicouldgetyouback*
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July 28, 2013 9:31pm UTC

OMG Fact!!
The world's quietest room is -9 decibels and is quiet enough to hear your own blood flowing. The silence is so maddening it can cause hallucinations and the longest anyone has been able to bear the room is 45 minutes.

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softballxwin27
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June 27, 2013 8:13pm UTC

A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 vodkas and shame on you for expecting a punch line.
This giraffe needs help.

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February 21, 2013 11:07pm UTC

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ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons
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February 24, 2013 11:04pm UTC

AND SUDDENLY,
ALL THOSE STUPID
LOVE SONGS
MADE SENSE.

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