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SAPPHIRESPLASH101

1. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 10:30pm UTC
   Its another school year and i'm sad because i'm still not going to hogwarts....
   
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2. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2012 12:51am UTC
   3,406,303,748 guys are on the planet...
   And somehow I'm supposed to find "The One"...
   Yep, im screwed.
   
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3. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
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   June 18, 2012 6:18am UTC
   Statistically...
   :52% of Teen marriages end in a divorce BEFORE the age of 24.
   :Only 2% of Teenage relationships even make it to the marriage age.
   And that is why I dont want to get too involved with a guy...
   
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4. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
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   March 18, 2012 11:23pm UTC
   Anyone can go with the flow, but only the greatest will
   swim against the current.
   
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5. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2012 10:37pm UTC
   I febrezed my dog because I was to lazy to give her a bath, when my mom saw this she freaked out and I said, "Its ok mom! It said its good for ALL surfaces."
   
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6. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
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   January 13, 2012 11:13pm UTC
   I'm looking for Mr. Right,
   Not Mr. Right Now
   
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7. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
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   January 13, 2012 6:04pm UTC
   Trying to desperately come up with something witty when you're talking and 3 hours later it finally comes to you.
   
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8. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2011 8:37am UTC
   People
   Eating
   Tasty
   Animals
   
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9. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
   posted a quote
   December 27, 2011 8:58pm UTC
   Be careful if you run in front of a smart car,
   you don't want to damage it if it hits you.
   
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10. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    Not all people who wander are lost.
    
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11. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
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    December 27, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    I remember the good old days when a period was something you put at the end of a sentence.
    
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12. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 1:07am UTC
    I always thought you were a snob, but now I know i was wrong. You're also a lying, cheating, heartless, person who only cares about themselves.
    
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13. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 1:01am UTC
    Dear mascara,
    Please explain what you mean by “Comes off easily."
    
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14. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 12:58am UTC
    I know some things are too good to be true, I'm just sad one of those things was you...
    
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15. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 12:20pm UTC
    The man might be the head of the house, but the woman is the neck, and she can turn the head anyway she likes. - My Big Fat Greek Wedding.
    
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16. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
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    December 23, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    I wish you well, I hope you survive, I hope you live Oh baby so I can watch you cry.
    Because I know in time you'll see what you did to me and you'll come running back...
    -Duffy
    
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17. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    If everyone was
    Chivalrous and brave like a Gryffindor,
    Loyal and Kind like a Hufflepuff,
    Ambitious and goal oriented like a Slytherin,
    And Wise and intelligent like a Ravenclaw,
    Then the world would be perfect.
    
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18. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 11:01am UTC
    When Life gives you Lemons,make Grapejuice then sit back and watch everyone wonder how the heck you did that.
    -Blackbutterflies
    
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19. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 11:49pm UTC
    Even Though I’m in High School, I know that one day my Hogwarts Acceptance Letter will come!
    
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20. SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 11:46pm UTC
    30 Years from now…
    The Justin Bieber Hair cut will be the new Mullet!
    
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