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SAPPHIRESPLASH101

  1. SAPPHIRESPLASH101 SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 11:07pm UTC
    I already have 2 men in my life who will never leave me, and there names are Ben and Jerry!

  2. SAPPHIRESPLASH101 SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    If a Dream is a wish your heart makes,
    Then I must have some serious issues...

  3. SAPPHIRESPLASH101 SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    Me and my friends were talking about a stupid person we know...
    Me: They're not the sharpest crayon in the box.
    Friend: Or the tallest branch on the tree.
    Best friend: Or the blindest blind in the blind shop!
    Everyone: ..............

  4. SAPPHIRESPLASH101 SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    Am I the only one who thinks texting 911
    would be a good idea just in case a murderer
    was in our house so they wouldnt hear us
    talking?

  5. SAPPHIRESPLASH101 SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    Love is like fire, it can make you feel warm and happy inside
    but then it can burn...

  6. SAPPHIRESPLASH101 SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    That frustrating moment when you had areally good quoteand then you forget it!

  7. SAPPHIRESPLASH101 SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    Mirror, Mirror on the Wall...
    Why must you point out all my flaws?

  8. SAPPHIRESPLASH101 SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 10:45pm UTC
    The past can hurt. You can either run from it or learn from it. - The Lion King

  9. SAPPHIRESPLASH101 SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    Do you know why they call it a crush?
    Because it always hurts in the end.

  10. SAPPHIRESPLASH101 SAPPHIRESPLASH101
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    Just out of Curiosity,
    Why do guys say that girls shouldn't wear make up but they don't date girls who won't wear any?

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