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  1. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 12:24pm UTC
    CHEESY PICKUP LINE # 2
    Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

  2. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    July 28, 2010 12:20pm UTC
    CHEESY PICKUP LINE # 1
    Do you believe in helping the homeless? If yes, take me home with you!

  3. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    July 27, 2010 8:19pm UTC
    mmmy first kiss went a little like this: ***kiss*** and twist ***kiss kiss*** and twist Well my first kiss went a little like this: ***kiss*** nd twist *** kiss EEEWWWWW SLIMY LIPS!***

  4. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    July 22, 2010 3:59pm UTC
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  5. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    July 20, 2010 12:15pm UTC
    In a dream you appear, for awhile you were here, so I'll keep sleeping just to keep you with me!

  6. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    July 18, 2010 6:09pm UTC
    Boy, you're like a jigsaw
    puzzle that I will never
    be able to put together!
    CLICK THE ORGAN PLZ!

  7. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    July 17, 2010 11:56am UTC
    The best way to cheer yourself is
    to cheer someone else up :)
    click the <3 if you cheered someone up today!!!!!!!!!!

  8. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    July 17, 2010 11:39am UTC
    Yes, time flies and where did it leave you? Old too soon, smart too late
    click the <3 if you agree!

  9. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    July 14, 2010 7:12pm UTC
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  10. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    July 14, 2010 2:38pm UTC
    i'm like a puzzle my pieces are jagged. If you can figure it out, then we can make some magic!

  11. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    June 28, 2010 12:33pm UTC
    Hey wanna chill tonight?
    Nah man i can't. Got dinner with Jenn.
    Oh man I think I just saw you're balls roll outta here.
    Oh really? Do you think you can catch em for me?
    OH I JUST GOT ONE. I CRUSHED ONE OF YOUR
    BALLS MAN. JUST CRUSHED ONE OF YOUR BALLS!
    Totally not mine! Best line in the movie killers lmfao!
    It's my job to entertain you guys you're welcome

  12. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    June 22, 2010 3:18pm UTC
    Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky r like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now NO! EH TOO BAD SUCK IT UP

  13. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    June 22, 2010 2:42pm UTC
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  14. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    June 22, 2010 8:05am UTC
    Friends! i love tht word. it gives so much freakin joy especially with my friend xMelissax! well she's more than that lol she's my wife
    by: sandy

  15. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    June 21, 2010 4:42pm UTC
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    June 19, 2010 3:18pm UTC
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  17. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
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    June 18, 2010 8:16pm UTC
    Hey did anyone hear that?
    Huh? Hear wat?
    That Cracking sound
    Oh wait that was the sound of my Heart Breaking

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