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SANDY2015

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Member Since: 18 Jun 2010 03:10pm

Last Seen: 16 Aug 2011 05:49pm

user id: 112714

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  1. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 7:17pm UTC
    why did the tomato blush?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!

  2. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2010 7:48pm UTC
    your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business

  3. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2010 2:39pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  4. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2010 1:13pm UTC
    Painted this big o'l fake smile on my face just to hide my broken heart

  5. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 1:52pm UTC
    YOU AND ME WERE LIKE: MILK AND COOKIES, PB AND J, SALT AND PEPPER, AND THE STARS AND THE MOON. AND NOW I SIT HERE AND WONDER . . . . . .
    wAt HaPpEnEd?

  6. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2010 1:47pm UTC
    I NEED YOU LIKE A HUMAN NEEDS A KIDNEY TO SURVIVE
    <33333
    LOVE YOU FOREVER AND ALWAYS

  7. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 3:46pm UTC
    IT'S DISGUSTING HOW YOU CHANGED ME
    from a bandit to a baby
    sandy2015

  8. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2010 1:05pm UTC
    my friend: OH IK I'M RITE! YOU'RE RONG!
    me: NOOOO! YOU'RE RONG! GAHHH WATEVER! JUST GO EAT A MELON AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 6:39pm UTC
    I loved you
    I still love you
    And I always will love you
    NO MATTER WHAT!
    <3333333333333333
    NNO MSYYTTERnNO

  10. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2010 3:36pm UTC
    I TRUSTED YOU . . . . . . . . . . . .
    MY MISTAKE

  11. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2010 2:01pm UTC
    YOU TOO FINE TO BE LAYIN' DOWN IN BED ALONE <3333333333

  12. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 6:55pm UTC
    IN A WORLD OF DOESN'T DROID DOES

  13. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 6:51pm UTC
    AM I CRAZY FOR TRYING TO BE YOUR LADY?

  14. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 6:48pm UTC
    CHEESY PICKUP LINE # 9
    If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?

  15. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 6:43pm UTC
    CHEESY PICKUP LINE # 8
    What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!

  16. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 6:35pm UTC
    CHEESY PICKUP LINE # 7
    Do you sleep on your stomach? ............ Can I ?

  17. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 1:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 12:40pm UTC
    CHEESY PICKUP LINE # 5
    The word of the day is "LEGS'' let's go back to my place and SPREAD THE WORD

  19. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 12:35pm UTC
    CHEESY PICKUP LINE # 4
    Girl: Excuse me do you have the time?
    Boy: Yeah. if you have the energy.

  20. SANDY2015 SANDY2015
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 12:28pm UTC
    CHEESY PICKUP LINE # 3
    Nice dress, it'd look better on my bedroom floor.
    =)

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