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  1. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    The moment
    You start laughing at something you thought was hilarious
    But it turns out your the only one who thought it was funny

  2. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    NMF
    .Distance sucks...
    my room is so far from the kitchen.

  3. kateli325 kateli325
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL BUT NO SCHOOL WOULD BE DELIGHTFUL AND SINCE I DON'T WANT TO GO...
    LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW!!!

  4. MissAlyssaxoxo MissAlyssaxoxo
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    12 year olds wearing eyeshadow, mascara, and eyeliner to school. 12 year olds wearing skin tight short pencil skirts, and straightening there hair everyday. 12 year olds carrying around Coach and Louis Vuitton purses, and texting on their iPhones.
    Dude,
    America. Is. Screwed.

  5. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    Now, did I save my projects as
    'jfdhaskfka' or 'aslkjdfsa'?

  6. dancingqueen dancingqueen
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; explain whales.
    sandrasourussduhfvsandraFormat by Sandrasaurus

  7. imasucker4lions imasucker4lions
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you walk through the metal detector at an airport
    & your abs of steel set it off.
    nmq

  8. Drakealicious Drakealicious
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    Reasons why I hate my school;
    1) waking up early.
    2) annoying teachers.
    3) homework.
    4) it's not hogwarts.

  9. ninalove405 ninalove405
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    Im jealous of my parents:
    I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.


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  11. foreverandalways41400 foreverandalways41400
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    Her: Can you just listen to me? I like you, okay? And I feel that something is missing in my hart.
    Him: I think its an E.

  12. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    Pretending to look
    for your homework, when you know you didn't do it

  13. therealthingx3 therealthingx3
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    LAUNDRY
    should be the only thing seperated by colors.

  14. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    I HATE BEING A GUY ON WITTY
    And it kills me that people would fave my quotes or any guys quotes because it is a boy . People tell me that because I am a guy people will fave my quotes and follow me. Not because my quotes are good or relatable. Some of my friends also have amazing quotes. But sadly they don't get noticed because they aren't different or a witty famous person. If witty was annonymous and no interesting formatting for quotes could be used , I wonder who would actually be witty famous and have top quotes all the time. I wish everything was based on how people feel about your words and originality. Not your gender or status on witty. I came here to express my opinions and feelings. Not to have my quotes judged on my gender. Like honestly brandoncyrus (a popular guy on witty) can get a top quote by saying "fave if you're thinking of him♥" honestly? If anyone else did that *3 faves*. Nothing against him or any other guys but still. Hopefully our witty girls agree with me ?
    All I want is to be judged on my quotes.
    Not my gender.
    xo, livsbestfriendryan

  15. yellowdino16 yellowdino16
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    M y P a r e n t s C a l l e d M e A L i a r
    I looked them in the eyes and said:
    "santa, easter bunny, tooth fairy"
    and walked away like a boss. (;


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  17. boborina123 boborina123
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    Fav if you found the the mistake

  18. taytayx311 taytayx311
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    BE THE TYPE OF PERSON
    YOU WOULD WANT TO MEET.


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  20. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    Quiet ones
    notice everything, but they never get noticed.

:)

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