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  1. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 11:59am UTC
    Mom: What if your future husband doesn't like your favorite band then what
    Me: why wouldn't he like his own music mom

  2. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    I hate it when im in the middle of a test
    and I move my foot and it squeaks,and everybodys look at me like i farted,
    so i try to make the noise again..but it wont work.

  3. haleyhutch13 haleyhutch13
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's actually kinda cute. :')
    When girls get jealous
    world war III is about to start. -.-
    nmf/q


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. maddo143 maddo143
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:43pm UTC
    Today In English
    this popular guy asked this quiet girl why she wore makeup. He said;
    ggi "Cassidy, why do you wear so much make-up?
    You don't need it. I don't like girls who wear makeup. They're prettier without it."
    Guys like this give me hope ♥

  6. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    the fake laugh you do,
    when an old person cracks a joke.//
    <3 nmq.nmf

  7. musicaddict27 musicaddict27
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    Sometimes...
    I feel like everyone in the world got a handbook on life,
    and mine got stolen when I was little.

  8. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 5:59pm UTC
    you call it lazy,
    icall it selective participation.

  9. yeahbuddy123 yeahbuddy123
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 3:03pm UTC
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    ♥♥♥♥♥
    Everytime I need to spell bananas
    I sing ''Hollaback girl'' in my head.
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.


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  11. AnnaonLakeside AnnaonLakeside
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    me: hey, who is this? my friend changed the contact names in my phone.
    them: ohhh... whats my name now?
    me: Gilbert HAHAHAHA really stupid isnt it?!
    them: .......thats my real name.........

  12. sadieshepard77 sadieshepard77
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 6:55pm UTC
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    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    fave this and ill rate you 1-10.
    lol jk,
    everyone who faves this is
    absolutely beautiful in thier own way<3
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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  13. Sarahbear96 Sarahbear96
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    if history repeats itself..
    i'm so getting a dinosaur!
    ...................../ •_)
    ..... _.----._/../
    ...../........../../..
    ___/..(...|.(....|....
    /_____.-'|_|--|_|........

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    You better
    Wake up each day,and know how lucky you are
    t o b e h i s g i r l

  15. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Dear Hair,
    If you'd cooperate, we wouldn't have to do this the hard way.
    sincerely, hot straightener.

  16. AlliieGiirl AlliieGiirl
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    In 20-30 years;
    the hardest things our kids with have to do, is find a screen name that's not taken.
    NMQ
    NOT TRUE.

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 2:44pm UTC
    i t s s o h o t i n h e r e
    Oh sorry did you want me to leave?♥

  18. elizabethhh elizabethhh
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 8:59pm UTC
    I see all of these quotes about boyfriends and breakups;
    and i'm just like
    I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A
    B O Y F R I E N D .

  19. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    Girl Problems #1
    When your hair tie breaks, while you're trying to put your hair up
    comment in you think I should make a series*

  20. OneBreathAway OneBreathAway
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 9:23pm UTC
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    ♥-------------♥I don't like him anymoreomg omg omg he's online!Okay okay I don't care, I still don't like him.Crush: Hey, how are you?*Faints*♥-------------♥
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