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celestialerror*
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December 6, 2012 8:04pm UTC

Remember when you were my boat,
and I was your sea;
together we'd float, so delicately.

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RexInDaRoma
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 7:30pm UTC

How to become social
Step 1.
Choose a theme for your room and fill it with outside objects. For example: Beach, get sand, a bucket of water and a shovel
Step 2.
Turn on skype and talk.
Congratulations! You are no longer anti-social!
(c) RexInDaRoma

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:17pm UTC

the mythbusters were correct.
i shouldn't have tried this at home.

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yourcool
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December 6, 2012 6:44pm UTC

"on a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Laden, how good was my hiding spot?"
well, honestly, you're gonna get caught anyway.

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yourcool
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December 6, 2012 6:47pm UTC

preschool: stick you behind a desk and tell you not to break anything.
middle/grade school: tell you it's a lot harder in high school.
high school: tell you it's a lot harder in college/university.
college/university: tell you it's harder in the "real world."
"real world" job: sit behind a desk and don't break anything.
preschool: the only education you'll need.

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RexInDaRoma
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 7:14pm UTC

What's holding you back?
Take a leap of faith
and set yourself free
(c) RexInDaRoma

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:27pm UTC

plot twist: harry writes a song about taylor after the break up called "you're actually the problem."

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:30pm UTC

young people: have time and energy, but no money.
adults: have energy and money, but no time.
seniors: have time and money, but no energy.
conclusion: life sucks.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:32pm UTC

men say that women should come with instructions.
but what's the point in that? has anyone really ever seen a man read the instructions?

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:34pm UTC

i promise i'm a nonviolent person,
but when i see a spider, i turn into al capone. "i want him DEAD! i want his family DEAD! i want his house burned to the GROUND!"

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:38pm UTC

i once exercised, but i found i was allergic.
my skin flushed and my heart raced. i got sweaty and out of breath. very dangerous.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:40pm UTC

people are beautiful.
sometimes,
in the way they talk
or smile
or the way they bite their lip and
look angry, when they really just want
a hug.
sometimes,
people are beautiful.
(and everyone but them can see it)

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 6:19pm UTC

if mtv were to cancel all their shows and
actually played music again....
nah, i still wouldn't watch it due to the lack of talent musicians have these days.

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lovecrazy
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December 6, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Your lips look good.
Can I taste them?

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RexInDaRoma
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 5:44pm UTC

What girls want #7
A guy who will sleep with them in the same bed but not sleep with them
(c) RexInDaRoma

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JustCantLiveALie
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 6:38pm UTC

Maybe it's not my weekend,
but it's gonna be my year. ♥

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There
posted a quote
December 5, 2012 9:11pm UTC

Awkwardly standing there
while your friend talks to someone you don't know.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 10:00pm UTC

Andrew Biersack:
Fell of a 15 foot wall, shattered 3 ribs, got up, and continued to play during his concert.
Frank Lero:
Played an entire show hooked up to an oxygen tank.
Alex Gasgarth:
Hit his head hard over an overhanging speaker, fell of the stage, split his forehead open, and got a concussion. Then got up and finished the show.
Justin Bieber:
Hurt his toe on stage and stopped the entire show.

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Hale_Storm18
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November 9, 2012 7:47pm UTC

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akp1015
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November 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC

me: well, looks like i'm done with my test
me: but no one has turned theirs in yet...
me: guess i'll just wait
me: *waits*
rest of class: *waits*
one brave soul: *gets up and turns in test*
me & rest of class: *gets up and turns in test*
anyone else?

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