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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC

do you ever get so annoyed
at everything
that you start to get mad at even little things
like a spoon clinking against a bowl
or sounds of people talking?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Maybe this is what
the Mayans predicted.
Not an asteroid or a solar flare,
but the end of what we are.
We no longer cherish life,
or the other people,
or even the earth or the animals
or the resources put on it.
War.
Genocide.
Abuse.
Senseless mass murder.
Animal cruelty.
Gluttony.
Greed.
And waste.
Look around you,
the end of the world is already here...

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Today in class this guy was being really rude and disruptive, so my teacher
told him to act ladylike. Instead of doing his usual disruptice stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out stuff like,
"My boobs hurt!"
"I need a man!"
"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
"I can't drive!"
"Why does nobody love me?"

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:54pm UTC

imagine
reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC

i just want to go to
a coffee shop
on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
and have an attractive stranger around my age say
“I’ll have one of those too, please”
and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
I find teenagers taking pictures
of their orders with their iPhones
and middle aged women wearing
yoga pants..

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 3, 2014 2:27pm UTC

teacher: when you've finished the test, please go back and read over your answers.
me: i'm never going back, the past is in the past

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beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 8:11pm UTC

I should have known that I would eventually revert back to feeling like this.

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beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 8:14pm UTC

No one is perfect,
but I just want to know what is actually
wrong with me.

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beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 8:43pm UTC

I just want to go somewhere where I won't be bothered.

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
April 22, 2014 12:19pm UTC

7 BILLION PEOPLE,
14 BILLION FACES

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Victoria13
posted a quote
April 22, 2014 3:31pm UTC

Being in love sucks sometimes...

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 23, 2014 2:50pm UTC

my boyfriend ain't allowed to watch animal planet
he might see his ex on there

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:00pm UTC

my life is just a collection of poorly made
decisions with alternative music playing in the background.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:39pm UTC

calories (noun);
tiny creatures that life in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:46pm UTC

single (noun);
a man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:27pm UTC

stop complaining about being single.
we have bigger problems here. like why mcdonald's doesn't serve breakfast after 1030am.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 4:41pm UTC

the boy that played zoey 101's little brother?
dustin? yeah, he's now 19 years old. now, who else feels old?

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:19pm UTC

i'm gonna take a picture of my firstborn
and use an age progression software to figure out what he'll look like when he's 18. then i'm going to frame the picture in our house so that he'll see it as he's growing up.when he eventually realizes that it's a picture of him, i'm going to try to convice him that he's a time traveler.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:14pm UTC

in 7th grade i went to see a movie
with a boy and in the middle of it he was like "do you wanna kiss" and i was like "excuse me" and he pulled out a bag of hershey kisses out of his coat.

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 5:07pm UTC

selling our soul to this website
was probably in the terms in conditions that we didn't read.

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