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  1. Litoudaki Litoudaki
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    How to use chopsticks.
    1. Rest first chopstick in crook of a thumb.
    2. Hold the second chopstick like a pencil.
    3. Move top chopstick downward to pick up the rice.
    4. Watch as all but three grains of rice fall back on the plate.
    5. Repeat the above steps 2-6 times.
    6. Give up, use fork.
    nmf

  2. MaiiEeeShaSha MaiiEeeShaSha
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 12:43pm UTC
    Hover over the heart if you're insecure...

  3. MissHatty MissHatty
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    Chat
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    Chat: who would you chat to?
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  4. cheerchic9711 cheerchic9711
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Laughing sarcastically,
    and then making a serious face.

  5. EveryonesBeautiful45678 EveryonesBeautiful45678
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    *Fire Alarm*
    Teacher: Single file line everyone!Me: MOVE B*TCH I'M ABOUT TO DIE.chuckshwagg'dup

  6. _broken615_ _broken615_
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    YOU STILL MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME.
    You're just not worth the fight anymore.
    nmf/follow for a follow

  7. michelle* michelle*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 2:40am UTC
    Baby you light up my world like nobody else.

  8. ninjamim ninjamim
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    *logs on to witty*
    popular person:
    72395602835
    SCREW LIFE I GOT ONE MORE YESTODAY GRR -.-
    me:
    .1.
    FAWK YES *faints*

  9. ButterflyCatcher ButterflyCatcher
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    I Love How
    Nobody thought Josh hutcherson was hot until he got the role of peeta.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. NotYourLife NotYourLife
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    Peeta:My burnt bread brings hungry girls to the yard
    Peeta:And they're like
    Peeta:It's better than squirrels!
    Katniss:If you don't stop making those stupid jokes, I'll kill you.
    Peeta:But Katniss
    Peeta:I loaf you, you loaf me--
    Peeta's Funeral...
    Gale:I predicted this.
    Gale:I mean, the girl on fire and the boy with bread?
    Gale:He was toast.
    nmf

  11. julesmarco julesmarco
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Fave if you loved
    The Hunger Games♥
    before the movie came out.

  12. stranger101 stranger101
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. StormWolf StormWolf
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 12:00am UTC
    NCIS #4
    Tony: What's your chute number?
    Marine: Four.
    Tony: Four's unlucky in China.
    Gibbs: We're not in China.

    NMF/NMQ

  14. StormWolf StormWolf
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 12:03am UTC
    NCIS #5
    Gerald: You shoved a French cop off a cliff?
    Ducky: There was a lake below!
    Gibbs: Sixty feet below.

    NMF/NMQ

  15. StormWolf StormWolf
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    NCIS #6
    Tony: You do not have the right to remain silent. You do not have the right to an attorney. If you want an attorney, you won't get an appointment to see one. Do you understand these rights you don't have?

    NMF/NMQ

  16. StormWolf StormWolf
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    NCIS #7
    Tony: That's kinda touching, Gibbs, remembering the day you hired me.
    Gibbs: Yeah, well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

    NMF/NMQ

  17. StormWolf StormWolf
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    NCIS #9
    Kate: All I'm saying is that... things on the surface are not always the same as when you put them in context with the way they actually developed, you know, under the surface, kinda
    . Tony: I have no idea what you said.
    Kate: Neither do I. But the intent was sincere.

    NMF/NMQ

  18. StormWolf StormWolf
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    NCIS #12
    Gibbs: Why is that women always want to fix what doesn't need fixing?
    Kate: Makes us feel all warm inside.
    Gibbs: So does scotch, but it doesn't cost you a house.

    NMF/NMQ

  19. StormWolf StormWolf
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 5:57pm UTC
    NCIS #14
    Kate: What's your clearance?
    Tony: Confidential.
    Kate: Confidential? What'd you do? Kill someone in high school?
    Tony: Hah. Funny, Kate. They screwed up my paperwork with another agent.
    Gibbs: Yeah, DiNozzo died in a car crash last month. Very tragic.
    Tony: They yanked my clearance and now I have to take a physical to get it back.
    Kate: Why is that?
    Tony: To prove that I'm still alive.

    NMF/NMQ

  20. StormWolf StormWolf
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    NCIS #15
    Kate: What does he want the LES for?
    Tony: Kate, that's NCIS 101.
    Kate: You have no idea.
    Tony: Not a clue.

    NMF/NMQ

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