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  1. ChuckNorrisFTW ChuckNorrisFTW
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 11:17am UTC
    BREAKING NEWS
    Osama Bin Laden has been killed.
    Other news: Chuck Norris returns from his holiday in Pakistan...

  2. lalalauren003 lalalauren003
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 11:19pm UTC
    Every Summer;
    you have you're favorite icecream shop
    the can of hairspray you use repeatedly
    the one pair of worn out flip flops
    the millions of pictures inside your camera
    the playlist of songs stacked into your iTunes
    the one group you always hangout with
    & the one boy you'll fall inlove with
    but will spend all summer trying to win ♥

  3. GreenUmbrella GreenUmbrella
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 10:08am UTC
    Maybe I'd feel better
    if it hadn't ended the way it did
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. ForgetThePast ForgetThePast
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    The bestthing
    about pictures is;
    It never changes even when the people in it do

    notmine.

  6. shutupitsjoy shutupitsjoy
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    i'm done..
    i'm done. wishing on every 11:11.
    i'm done. praying to God every night that you'll even look at me.
    i'm done. worrying about how i look. every. second.
    i'm done.
    putting in effort in something that i know will
    never.
    happen.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Nejin_Karen Nejin_Karen
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Today;
    I saw a warning label on a pack of razors that said
    *Warning: Do not use during an earthquake.*
    What the hell?!
    "Oh crap, an earthquake! Lemme go and shave my legs!"

  9. Live_Love_Breath_Soccer Live_Love_Breath_Soccer
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 10:40am UTC
    Bruno Mars had a Grenade and then Taio Cruz had Dynamite and then they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud The Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around asking What's My Name then Eminem looked around sag I'm Not Afraid then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair Which scared the Far East Movement began to fly Like A G6. Then JLo fell On The Floor and then Nelly woke up and said "Phew, it was Just A Dream."
    not mine

  10. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 10:52am UTC
    Dear Students,
    I know when you're texting.
    Sincerely, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.

  11. _regret _regret
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    I'm actually not funnyFRIENDSHIP
    I'm just really mean and people think i'm joking.

  12. ForeverYoungXD1 ForeverYoungXD1
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 1:54am UTC
    The Moment
    you see a hot guy with abs on the beach
    and your thinking of saying;
    Why Hello(;

  13. IleaSimone IleaSimone
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Giving guys nicknames
    So they don't know that we're talking about them.

  14. monkeykool150 monkeykool150
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 1:11am UTC
    Fave this if you say
    »»"Suck my dick"
    but your a girl♥

  15. AlisonEmm AlisonEmm
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 4:52am UTC
    I don't want to be
    R omeo & Juliet.
    Like Prince Charming and Cinderella or even Ken & Barbie.
    I want us to create our own story.

  16. you_know_you_love_me you_know_you_love_me
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 4:41pm UTC
    The worst feeling;
    is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly
    leaves you hanging, and you have to act like
    you don't care at all.

  17. SammieGrace SammieGrace
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 10:45am UTC
    My daughter is in kindergarten
    and there is a boy there who is blind.
    She didn't know what this meant so I explained.
    The next day I went to go pick her up from school. I found her sitting across from the boy with her eyes closed, describing what trees look .
    The boy was grinning from ear to ear.
    NMF

  18. shewillbeloved_x shewillbeloved_x
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Dear people who say you're a ninja when you drop things& then catch them, ninja's don't drop things.[;Sincerely, ninjas.

  19. lovetolaugh lovetolaugh
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 1:09am UTC
    YOU'RE
    the reason i draw these
    stupid
    HEARTS
    ssskdjfsdfljkE
    all over my books.
    \
    ..♥ ♥ ♥

  20. jennbabes14 jennbabes14
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2011 9:40am UTC
    June 5, 2005
    Today it's been 6 years since my Best friends dad died.
    Today is going to be extremely hard for her.
    So can you witty girls please show her some love.
    Show her that there's people out there that care,
    Just by faving this quote or commenting on it.
    Please I would really really really appreciate
    Thank you witty, I love youu<3

:)

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