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RachelNorton
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 7:35pm UTC

During Math Class
Problem: 2+2= ?
Me: 4
Problem: 100+200= ?
Me: 300...
Problem: 1000+96
Me: 1096...
Me: Wow...this test is pretty easy :)
Problem: 3(26x-46y)+300=24(31x+60y)+3000
Me: WTF HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!! \(O.e)/

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
October 28, 2012 1:53pm UTC

You know you've been in
MARCHING BAND
too long when...
1. Letters past "G" aren't important.
2. You even mark time to the radio.
3. When someone starts to clap and you automatically snap to attention.
4. Slides feel normal...
5. You think of a playground when you read #4.
6. You're always in step with the people around you.
7. You have no qualms about changing in front of people.
8. You instantly recognize key changes while listening to the radio.
9. You can change in/out of your uniform in 60 seconds.
10. You've actually TIMED the above.
11. You've calculated the number of 8-to-5 steps it takes to cross a football field.
12. You subconsciously start humming your freshman halftime show.
13. .....others join in.
14. You continue through to the current year's show.
15. ALL of these apply to you.

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 8:09pm UTC

___&___
This is a guy scooting his butt across the floor :)

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 7:58pm UTC

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
Anyone else remember this song?

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
October 11, 2012 9:34pm UTC

I don't want another pretty face
I don't want just anyone to hold
I don't want my love to go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
You're the one I wanna chase
You're the one I wanna hold
I won't let another minute go to waste
I want you and your beautiful soul
Anyone else remember this song?

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
October 10, 2012 6:18pm UTC

*** ~♥~ ***
Where did I go wrong?
I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
*** ~♥~ ***

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
October 7, 2012 8:55pm UTC

*cute guy walks by*
Me: No! Wait, be the father of my kids and let me love you! *trips and falls on face*
FOREVER ALONE

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 10:10pm UTC

I want to suck you...
lick you...
wanna move my tongue all over you...
wanna feel you in my mouth...yep...
that's how you eat an ice cream.
Fave if you thought something else my fellow perverts. :)

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 10:00pm UTC

Some say the glass is half empty,
some say the glass if half full,
I say "Are you gonna drink that?"

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 9:58pm UTC

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
September 30, 2012 5:10pm UTC

Those
llllooooonnnnnngggggggggg
5 seconds you have to skip an ad on
YouTube

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
September 29, 2012 6:55pm UTC

"OMG! Guess who I saw today!!!"
Everyone you looked at...unless you're blind...

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
September 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC

There is always...ALWAYS at least ONE
kid in your freaking P.E. class who thinks
they are in the freaking
OLYMPICS!

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 7:16pm UTC

LOVE
IS ALL
YOU
NEED

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
September 21, 2012 7:11pm UTC

A FRIEND
IS ONE THAT
KNOWS YOU
AS YOU ARE,
UNDERSTANDS
WHERE YOU HAVE
B E E N,
ACCEPTS WHAT YOU
HAVE AND STILL
ALLOWS YOU TO
G R O W!

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
September 16, 2012 10:23pm UTC

We all have that one friend that can make ANYTHING perverted.

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
September 13, 2012 5:51pm UTC

Pulling out gum in a room of teenagers in school is like pulling out a bag of drugs in a room of drug addicts in a rehab center.

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 5:38pm UTC

For the love of cats, please follow the rules.
Good job Steve....you found my weakness. How dare you use my love of cats against me! -_-

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Two roads diverged in a wood and I-
I took the one less traveled by
And that has made all the difference.
- Robert Frost

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RachelNorton
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 4:00pm UTC

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You're just jealous that you're
not as awkwardly awesome as I
am! :P
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Format credit to Narwhallayouts

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