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  1. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    During Math Class
    Problem: 2+2= ?
    Me: 4
    Problem: 100+200= ?
    Me: 300...
    Problem: 1000+96
    Me: 1096...
    Me: Wow...this test is pretty easy :)
    Problem: 3(26x-46y)+300=24(31x+60y)+3000
    Me: WTF HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!! \(O.e)/

  2. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    You know you've been in
    MARCHING BAND
    too long when...
    1. Letters past "G" aren't important.
    2. You even mark time to the radio.
    3. When someone starts to clap and you automatically snap to attention.
    4. Slides feel normal...
    5. You think of a playground when you read #4.
    6. You're always in step with the people around you.
    7. You have no qualms about changing in front of people.
    8. You instantly recognize key changes while listening to the radio.
    9. You can change in/out of your uniform in 60 seconds.
    10. You've actually TIMED the above.
    11. You've calculated the number of 8-to-5 steps it takes to cross a football field.
    12. You subconsciously start humming your freshman halftime show.
    13. .....others join in.
    14. You continue through to the current year's show.
    15. ALL of these apply to you.

  3. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    ___&___
    This is a guy scooting his butt across the floor :)

  4. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    You had a bad day
    You're taking one down
    You sing a sad song just to turn it around
    You say you don't know
    You tell me don't lie
    You work at a smile and you go for a ride
    You had a bad day
    The camera don't lie
    You're coming back down and you really don't mind
    You had a bad day
    Anyone else remember this song?

  5. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    I don't want another pretty face
    I don't want just anyone to hold
    I don't want my love to go to waste
    I want you and your beautiful soul
    You're the one I wanna chase
    You're the one I wanna hold
    I won't let another minute go to waste
    I want you and your beautiful soul
    Anyone else remember this song?

  6. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    *** ~♥~ ***
    Where did I go wrong?
    I lost a friend
    Somewhere along in the bitterness
    And I would have stayed up with you all night
    Had I known how to save a life
    *** ~♥~ ***

  7. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    *cute guy walks by*
    Me: No! Wait, be the father of my kids and let me love you! *trips and falls on face*
    FOREVER ALONE

  8. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    I want to suck you...
    lick you...
    wanna move my tongue all over you...
    wanna feel you in my mouth...yep...
    that's how you eat an ice cream.
    Fave if you thought something else my fellow perverts. :)

  9. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 10:00pm UTC
    Some say the glass is half empty,
    some say the glass if half full,
    I say "Are you gonna drink that?"

  10. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:58pm UTC
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  11. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Those
    llllooooonnnnnngggggggggg
    5 seconds you have to skip an ad on
    YouTube

  12. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    "OMG! Guess who I saw today!!!"
    Everyone you looked at...unless you're blind...

  13. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    There is always...ALWAYS at least ONE
    kid in your freaking P.E. class who thinks
    they are in the freaking
    OLYMPICS!

  14. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    LOVE
    IS ALL
    YOU
    NEED

  15. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    A FRIEND
    IS ONE THAT
    KNOWS YOU
    AS YOU ARE,
    UNDERSTANDS
    WHERE YOU HAVE
    B E E N,
    ACCEPTS WHAT YOU
    HAVE AND STILL
    ALLOWS YOU TO
    G R O W!

  16. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    We all have that one friend that can make ANYTHING perverted.

  17. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Pulling out gum in a room of teenagers in school is like pulling out a bag of drugs in a room of drug addicts in a rehab center.

  18. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    For the love of cats, please follow the rules.
    Good job Steve....you found my weakness. How dare you use my love of cats against me! -_-

  19. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Two roads diverged in a wood and I-
    I took the one less traveled by
    And that has made all the difference.
    - Robert Frost

  20. RachelNorton RachelNorton
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 4:00pm UTC
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    You're just jealous that you're
    not as awkwardly awesome as I
    am! :P
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    Format credit to Narwhallayouts

:)

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