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lozza821
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August 9, 2012 7:05pm UTC

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.
Then it hit me.

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lozza821
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August 13, 2012 8:37pm UTC

Sorry but I just full on karate kicked a
moth and it flew across the room and died
and now I feel like a god ok

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lozza821
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 11:47am UTC

You know who's perfect?
Don't bother reading the first word again because it's Niall Horan.

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lozza821
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August 11, 2012 10:08pm UTC

1D: I'm lying naked on the floor.
Me: My name is the floor.
1D:
Me:
1D:
Me:
Me: I'm waiting.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 12:33am UTC

Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
Me:
Me:
Me: is that the sun

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:49pm UTC

I think i'm going to end up like Plankton...
Marrying a computer.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 5:59pm UTC

Most people: lol lazy sunday
Me: lol lazy sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 12:13pm UTC

Me: I'm sorry but i can't be with you anymore.
Witty: Why? What's changed?
Me: You.
mine.

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lozza821
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July 26, 2012 1:29pm UTC

American: I want to live in the UK.
Asian: I want to live in the UK.
Indian: I want to live in the UK.
African: I want to live in the UK.
Hispanic: I want to live in the UK.
Canadian: I want to live in the UK.
Filipino: I want to live in the UK.
British: wat.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 1:40pm UTC

Night before school: I want to look attractive tomorrow.
Morning of school: Nevermind.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 27, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Peeta: Where am I.. What happened?
Katniss: You're in the hospital, Peeta. You're fine.
Peeta: Why am I in the hospital?
Katniss: Because you have a concussion, Peeta.
Peeta: Why?
Katniss: Because Gale punched your head really hard.
Peeta: But WHY?
Katniss: Because you were singing 'Peeta And I Know It' again.

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lozza821
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July 10, 2012 12:58pm UTC

Grandma: GET THE F/CK OUT OF MY FACE!
Me: Grandma Please, it's a 3D movie.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Home is where
I can sit on the toilet for however long i desire.

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 7:32pm UTC

I just want to feel what love feels like.
lol jk i just want food

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lozza821
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 8:52pm UTC

That moment when you realise all your friends are gorgeous,
and well, you're just a potato.