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SpreadALittleLove97
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November 26, 2011 6:29pm UTC

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DamnnTaylerx
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November 27, 2011 5:20pm UTC

Reason I'm single:
I can't date witty..

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soccerloverx03x
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November 29, 2011 7:43pm UTC

I wish mosquitoes sucked
the fat instead of blood.
NFM/FMQ

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kaila*
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November 26, 2011 2:13pm UTC

Donkey: You are mean to me. You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always puching me around, or pushing me away.
Shrek: Oh yeah?! Well, If I treated you so bad, how come you came back?
Donkey: Because that's what friends do. THEY FORGIVE EACHOTHER!
This is true friendship, if you ask me.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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_Hey_Bro_
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November 26, 2011 5:47pm UTC

wittygirl2010 format.
That scary moment
when the kid raises their hand to tell on you.

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 11:13pm UTC

5 MINUTES & NO LIKES? Well then...
*deletes status*

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mayday
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November 28, 2011 9:17pm UTC

I want a guy bestfriend
that gets mistaken
as my boyfriend. ♥

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livelovelaughforever
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November 26, 2011 3:23pm UTC

I want to kiss you on December 31st from 11:59pm - 12:01am so I can have a great ending to 2011 & have an amazing beginning for 2012. ♥

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BlackButterflies
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November 26, 2011 9:19pm UTC

we chase the people that ignore us
and ignore the people that adore us.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Spencer Grace✨*
posted a quote
November 29, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Squidward:
Patrick, could you not stand so close? You're making me claustraphobic.
Patrick:
What does that mean?
Spongebob:
It means he's afraid of santa clause.
Patrick:
Ho ho ho!
Spongebob:
Patrick! Stop! You're scaring him!
facebookk

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sayheyilyx
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November 30, 2011 10:47pm UTC

Kim Possible was a dirty girl.
They even had to censor her theme song...
"Call me, BEEP me."

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livsbestfriendryan
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November 27, 2011 2:10pm UTC

2011: You mad bro?
1800: Art thou emotions irate?
my quote/my format : livsbestfriendryan

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SocietyKilledTheTeenager
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November 28, 2011 1:41pm UTC

I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items.
- Orlando Bloom ♥

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Jade672
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November 28, 2011 7:12pm UTC

Teacher : why can I hear talking?
Student : Because you have ears.. duhh!

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theunicorn
posted a quote
November 26, 2011 9:50pm UTC

Sorry for the late responce,
I fell asleep.
Btich, you were on Witty.
not mine, tumblr

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 3:29pm UTC

Without facebook
I probably wouldn't have wished you a happy birthday.
my quote/my format : livsbestfriendryan

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emma21
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December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC

did you know you can bite off yourfinger
as easily as you bite a carrot?
but your brain is like
"no! don't eat your finger!"
and that's why you can't.

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nattybear98
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 8:02pm UTC

Dear Future husband,
please dont do that cute little thing, where you put the ring in the food because i gurantee
I WILL EAT IT
Sincerely, likes food and eats fast
•••••••••••♥•••••••••••

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