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  1. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2010 7:45am UTC
    My birthday is on December 1st! Don't call me lucky, it's just a freaking darn birthday.
    R3ALLYstardoll
    Fave it if you wish I could bear sleeping on the night before

  2. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 12:26pm UTC
    Dear PC,
    Unless you get a total makeover, more storage, new layouts and a hack hacking system, you're gonna have seriously low sales.
    Yours, Apple iMac
    R3ALLYstardoll
    But you won't get it.

  3. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 12:23pm UTC
    To Past me,
    Please dump him,
    he's only gonna break your heart,
    like all the other girls in town,
    he's broke them all apart,
    stand up to him, no, don't sit down,
    don't even try to beg,
    cause you're a person of your own,
    so stand up on your legs!
    yours heroically,
    the broken future me,
    (but if you leave him now,
    i might have to change the note...)
    R3ALLYstardoll
    Fave it if you love it

  4. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 9:49am UTC
    I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
    Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
    Hello! Ya think I want distractions?
    R3ALLYstardoll
    Fave it if you love it
    Fave it if you actually feel like that

  5. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2010 6:30am UTC
    I FELL DOWN
    I FELT SO BAD
    I FELL DOWN
    AND I WAS SAD
    WAS IT PAINFUL?
    YES
    WHERE DID YOU FALL?
    JUST ON THE STREET?
    WERE YOU IN A DITCH?
    NO...
    i was in love
    R3ALLYstardoll
    fave it if you love it

  6. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2010 6:16am UTC
    Dear Knight,
    I dreamed about you,
    I fantasized about you,
    I always talked about you,
    I needed you and I loved you too,
    but this is the truth,
    You never came so...
    I'M DUMPING YOU FOR AN OGRE!!!
    Yours royally,
    Princess Fiona.
    R3ALLYstardoll
    Fave it if you love it

  7. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2010 6:13am UTC
    (I am talking in the third-person, by the way)
    Elmo loves you
    But Elmo loves me better.
    R3ALLYstardoll
    Fave it if you love it

  8. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 10:54am UTC
    BoizVSGurlz
    girls have brains
    girls have looks
    girls have beauty
    girls read books
    girls take time
    girls love clothes
    girls are greater on the whole!
    R3ALLYstardoll
    Fave it if you love it

  9. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 10:49am UTC
    Coca-Cola came to town
    Diet Pepsi shot him down
    Dr. Pepper picked them up
    Now they all drink 7up
    7up walked in the zoo
    7up met Mountain Dew
    There they all met Cherry Fountain,
    Out went seven and the Mountain.
    Cherry Fountain was no joke,
    Until she met Cherry Coke
    Vimto was the referee,
    Now they're all inside of me!
    R3ALLYstardoll
    Fave it if you love it

  10. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 10:42am UTC
    MUSIC IS MY LIFE
    I get angry
    with Tinie Tempah
    I make calendars
    with The Saturdays
    I shoot people
    with the Swedish House Mafia
    I sail singing weird words
    with Rivers Cuomo
    I go crazy
    with Lady Gaga
    I act really sweet
    with Justin Bieber
    I even make my own songs!
    R3ALLYstardoll
    Fave it if you love it

  11. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 10:36am UTC
    A young girl has fell in love.
    "I talk with nothing,
    I walk with nothing,
    I eat with nothing,
    I sleep with nothing,
    I shop with nothing,
    I love nothing!"
    Then the mother starts crying.
    "But don't you love me?"
    "Yes! Of course"
    "Then why did you say you loved NOTHING?"
    "Cruddit, THAT'S HIS GOD DARN NAME!!!"
    R3ALLYstardoll
    Fave it if you love it

  12. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 10:30am UTC
    A famous singer
    A famous actress
    A famous song
    A famous name
    BARBRA STRIESAND
    R3ALLYstardoll
    Fave it if you love it

  13. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 8:58am UTC
    L M B B O:
    Laughing
    My
    Big
    Booty
    Off
    R3ALLYstardoll
    Fave it if you love it

  14. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 8:55am UTC
    Write it, Cut it, Paste it, Save it,
    Load it, Check it, Rewrite it,
    Typical computer break...
    R3ALLYstardoll
    Fave it if you love it

  15. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 5:17am UTC
    I don't care!
    Call me 'Fatty'
    Call me 'Dumbo'
    Call me 'Sausage Face'
    Call me 'Boob-eye'
    Call me 'Scaredy Cat'
    Call me 'Brainless'
    Call me anything you want!
    But you can't call be this:
    Dumphomolobishboshgomo
    because I made it,
    I thought it up,
    and anyway,
    you can't pronounce it.
    R3ALLYstardoll
    fave it if you love it

  16. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2010 3:07pm UTC
    Love is dead
    I crossed out negativity
    Fave this if you agree!
    R3ALLYstardoll
    CATCH ME ON STARDOLL

  17. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 1:20pm UTC
    Hello there...
    my name is R3ALLYstardoll
    visit me there on stardoll
    You know you want to :)
    R3ALLYstardoll xxx

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