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R3ALLYstardoll

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Member Since: 12 Oct 2010 01:17pm

Last Seen: 14 Apr 2012 05:08pm

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  1. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 2:21pm UTC
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  2. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 5:14am UTC
    When
    The President
    takes the Wednesday off,
    nobody really cares,
    But when
    Jenna Marbles
    takes the Wednesday off,
    everybody dies of starvation.
    Odd, huh?

  3. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 6:15am UTC
    2011: It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!
    1836: It is so overly covered in fluff that I am going to pass away.

  4. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    This is a guy off the blue man group.
    Fave then highlight to make him blue again.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||

  5. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 2:55pm UTC
    This is a guy off the blue man group.
    Fave then highlight to make him blue again.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||

  6. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 4:47pm UTC
    A party, 500 guests in the pool, lots of skinny dipping.
    One thing to remember.
    Never let the fat guy jump.

  7. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 5:05am UTC
    That awkward moment...
    When the Real Slim Shady is in a wheelchair
    So he can't stand up.
    Mine

  8. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    How to drown a dumb girl:
    It's easy to do!
    Click here to view
    :)

  9. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 9:20am UTC
    DUDE!
    She just called you Sierra off Total Drama World Tour.
    OH HELL NO!
    Hold my Cody!
    Admit it. You mightn't have seen TDWT but everyone knows Sierra.

  10. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 7:13am UTC
    I can imagine all of the girls from Total Drama as Nicki Minaj.
    As for the boys...
    I can only imagine Harold.

  11. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 6:58am UTC
    Some people cry at sad movies.
    Most people cry at funerals (well at least the girls)
    I cried when there wasn't any more funny quotes on Witty :(

  12. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 5:31am UTC
    SPONGEBOB IS EVIL
    Admit it.
    -He let his pet snail climb on rickety wood.
    -He killed Atlantis' most treasured relic.
    -He gave Mrs. Puff a criminal record and endless jail sentences.
    -He made Squidward's life a living misery.
    AND
    -He nearly gave Plankton the secret Krabby Patty formula.
    So don't feel sorry for Spongebob please.
    Seriously. I feel sorry for Mrs. Puff.
    R3ALLYstardoll
    Because it's worth it like Loreal Paris.

  13. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 2:06pm UTC
    BRA SIZES
    A = as flat as an airport runway
    B = Barley seen
    C = comfortable
    D = Damn
    E = enormous
    F = fake
    G = get reduction
    H = help i've fallen and i can't get up
    I = Aye-aye-aye! Those are big.
    J = Jesus christ! Are you having babies in those?
    Only the last two are mine.

  14. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    If you were a B00GER...
    I'd pick you first!
    Chat-up fail? Pretty much.

  15. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 3:04pm UTC
    Jade from Victorious:
    I hate it when people say 'Have a nice day!'
    I hate Cilantro.
    I hate making this video.
    I hate what fish smell like on a hot summers day.
    I hate when boys ask 'Can I kiss you?'
    I hate the word 'tissue'.
    I hate the word 'moist'. (Man, I hate that word)
    And if you say 'moist' and 'tissue' together, I couldn't hate you more.
    I hate the number 9, it sounds so whiny.
    I hate that noise when the tongue smacks the roof of your mouth.
    I hate movies when a group of kids team up and overcome evil to save the world. It's so cliche.
    I hate ducks. (Man, I hate ducks.)
    I hate wet door-knobs.
    I hate bras that hook up at the front. Just because some people are so lazy to reach behind. Is that too much to ask? Eh, eh, eh?
    I hate video captions. They ruin the video.
    Picky girl.
    Gotta love Jade from Victorious :)

  16. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 10:48am UTC
    What's the sentence behind
    Bing?
    Because It's Not Google.

  17. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 11:36am UTC
    Oh, no!
    He isn't a socially awkward penguin.
    He just says the things that get unexpected unwanted answers.
    And he has flippers. Big ones :)
    It's all mine if you're wondering, which I most certainly am not.

  18. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 10:56am UTC
    Taio Cruz gave us Dynamite,
    Katy Perry gave us a Firework,
    Bruno Mars gave us a Grenade,
    And we expected a lot of weapons from Ke$ha, But all we got was 'Blow'.
    How can a small gust of wind potentially kill you?

  19. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    Just imagine:
    I F T H E Y M A D E E V E R Y T H I N G O U T O F
    Jell-O.
    F ave i t i f you know that I have saw
    CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF m e a t b a l l s.

  20. R3ALLYstardoll R3ALLYstardoll
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 10:49am UTC
    Dear Katy Perry,
    We belong in shops, not drifting through the wind, because we ain't finished until we broke.
    Yours, Plastic Bag.

:)

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