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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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October 6, 2012 11:41am UTC

hermione
Unless your name is Google
stop acting like you know everything.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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October 7, 2012 7:19am UTC

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Me During PE:
"I'm still alive but i'm barely breathing♫♪♫"
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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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October 12, 2012 4:10pm UTC

Ever wonderd
why you dream
the things you do?

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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October 13, 2012 5:26pm UTC

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It just kind of hurts, you know?
When that one person who was suppose to be there,
the one who you trusted the most, lets you down.
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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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October 13, 2012 5:54pm UTC

Me and my best friends conversation:
Why does my family like you so much?
Because i'm everything they hoped you would be.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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October 21, 2012 2:55pm UTC

Hey dad can I ask you a question?
Sure son, what is it?
Well dad, why don't I have any brothers or sisters?
Because when I was a little boy, my mother told me "It's okay to make mistakes as long as you don't make them again"
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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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October 25, 2012 12:59pm UTC

"Give it to me!" She yelled,
"I'm so f*cking wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.
You thought of something dirty didn't you? ;)

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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October 28, 2012 1:49pm UTC

I wish when people asked me about you,
I could look them in the eyes and say "I'm over him." and it wouldn't be a lie.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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October 28, 2012 1:59pm UTC

RIP
To the old me
♥

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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November 23, 2012 2:47pm UTC

ADMIT IT!
You want a boyfriend who will give you his jacket when your cold.
You want a boyfriend who will comfort you when you're down.
You want a boyfriend who will kiss and hug you infront of his friends.
You want a boyfriend who will ring you at 12 in the morning on your birthday and tell you that he never wants to lose you.
You want a boyfriend who will love you for who you are.
Society's f*cked, it'll never happen.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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December 15, 2012 1:03pm UTC

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To the women i saw in supermarket with 7 screaming kids,
If you're wondering how that box of condoms got into your shopping cart..
Your welcome.
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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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December 24, 2012 11:02am UTC

Me: My memory is so bad.
Mum: How bad is it?
Me: How bad is what?

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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January 2, 2013 3:43pm UTC

Me:Party at my house bring your computers!

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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January 3, 2013 10:41am UTC

Me in 2012: I'm single! :)
Me in 2013: I'm still single!
Me in 2014: Still single...
Me in 20 years: Look at all these cats

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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January 3, 2013 1:20pm UTC

You decided who you are. Not society.
And you’re fine exactly the way you are.
Your curves, words, flaws, strengths, thoughts.
You don’t need to change.
You aren't ugly, fat, stupid, or worthless.
You are You.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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January 13, 2013 11:45am UTC

*Watching Xtra Factor*
Me: Caroline's hair looks like she's just got out of bed.
My Mum: ... with Harry.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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February 2, 2013 9:42am UTC

Today 's weight loss tip:
Use superglue as your lip gloss

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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February 4, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Perfect boys only exist in books bands.

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JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
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February 7, 2013 12:21pm UTC

Me: Hello 911 there's like a thousand dead people here!
Police: Where are you?????!!!!!!
Me: At the cemetery.