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CharlAldisx
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November 8, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Knowing your family so well
that you can tell who's coming
down the stairs by the sound of
their footsteps

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EmilyxLovesxU
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November 5, 2012 2:41pm UTC

click to see this quote

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wittyquotesgurl
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November 9, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Girl I hate: I-
Me: Oh my god shut up the hell up you talk too much.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 11:47am UTC

Wanting a boy
to give you a piggy-back ride
but you're afraid
you're too heavy.

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Jahyvie
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November 8, 2012 2:00pm UTC

"The republicans
drove our country into a ditch. So we got down there, we put on our boots and we pushed and we shove and were sweating. And there's the republicans watching us, sipping on a slurpee. They were pointing at us saying: 'how come your not pushing harder? How come your not pushing faster?' When we finally got the car on level ground and heading in the right direction, they see the scratches and shout to everyone: 'Look what these guys did to your car!' And then they've got the nerve to ask for the keys back. I dont want to give them the keys back. They dont know how to drive."
-Barack Obama
I don't care how much you hate Obama, he has a way with his metaphors.

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Andrew_Was_Here
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 1:20am UTC

So today, I was at JcPenny's shopping for jeans. This special needs girl, who looked about 15 or 16, was there. She was clapping& making all these sounds. She then came up to me, grabbed my hand& started walking with me. I had no idea why, because I didn't know her. But her mother was right behind us, so I decided to interlock my fingers with hers and continue walking. A group of girls were giggling, and others were staring, but I didn't care. When we reached the escalator, she gave me a hug. So I hugged her back. I looked at her mom, who was smiling and almost in tears. She then said to me, "Thank you. So much. That's the first time I've seen my little girl smile since her accident."
I'm so glad I was the reason for her smile.

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purple_flower
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 4:42pm UTC

That moment when you
finish a book, look around,
and realize that everyone is
just carrying on with their
lives...
As though you didn't just
experience emotional
trauma at the hands of a
paperback.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 3:52pm UTC

It’s difficult liking someone.
Because sometimes, you don’t know if they have
feelings for you or not.
They’d send you all of these mixed signals
that’ll eventually just confuse the heck out of you.
You’re sitting there just trying to figure them out for yourself.
Then you have all these things you’re urging to tell them,
including how you really feel,
but you don’t know how to put them into words.
I hate liking someone, cause once you’re attached,
it’s as if your whole life revolves around them.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 5:59pm UTC

A way to cope with being ugly:
During the ancient times in South America when Aztecs were in power, the beautiful attractive people would be sacrficed to the gods for their beauty. So um atleast I would never be sacrificed lol.

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Arilena :)*
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 10:02am UTC

A psychic was talking to a ghost.
Psychic:What's the cause of your death?
Ghost: I was struck by a car trying to help someone.
Psychic: Why did you do that?
Ghost: Because I didn't want my love getting hurt.
Psychic: Maybe she's sad now because you're dead?
Ghost: No, she's happy now...
Psychic: Why?
Ghost: Because the one that I saved, is the man she loves...

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 8:38pm UTC

I wonder if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, "That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM! UGH WHY ARE ALL MY OPTS WALKING BY EACHOTHER WITHOUT NOTICING?"
We're like in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Do you ever
just look around at the people you have in class
and wonder what their story is?
Which ones are hiding bruises and scars
under their layers of clothing?
Which ones are covering up the cuts they made last night
with a long sleeve shirt?
Which ones are thinking about their suicide plan
to execute once they get home?
Which ones are trying desperately to hold in the tears
and get through the day?
Which ones are struggling at home
with argumentative parents?

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 9, 2012 4:37pm UTC

i don't remember signing up for
school 5 days a week for eighteen and a half years when i agreed to life.
it must have been in the "terms and conditions."

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 7:21pm UTC

if you really think hard about it,
the process of singing "happy birthday" and cutting the cake is extremely satanic.
no but honestly. look at it this way: "a small gathering of people huddled around an object fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object."

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 6, 2012 3:51pm UTC

I wish I was the reason why
you smile randomly
you stay up late
you keep checking your phone
you go to sleep happy
you get butterflies
you drive yourself insane, wishing I was yours.
Because you’re my reason why.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 3:38pm UTC

I’ve been so insecure
about myself lately
Every where I go, I see people that looks
so flawless and beautiful inside and out.
I sometimes get really jealous just knowing that
they are so beautiful with or without make up.
Yeah, people tells me I am beautiful
but that doesn’t change the fact of how I think of myself.
Sometimes I over think of why people would even like me
since I’m only decent looking.
I’m just so insecure about myself lately...

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 8:10pm UTC

black friday:
because only in america, people trample others for sales exactly one day after for being thankful for what they already have.

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yourcool
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 7:18pm UTC

the worst thing about being a penguin?
getting into an argument and then trying to waddle away without looking adorable.

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Baseballisme
posted a quote
November 8, 2012 5:58pm UTC

Teacher: What happened in 1809?
Me: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1819?
Me: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

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