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PrettyBaller_22

1. PrettyBaller_22
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 3:35am UTC
   By the power invested in me.. I now
   pronounce you deleted and blocked!
   - You may now kiss my a**!
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2. PrettyBaller_22
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 3:29am UTC
   I'm Burger King and you're Mcdonald's.
   I'm going to be having it my way and
   you're
   going to be lovin' it! (:
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3. PrettyBaller_22
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 3:08am UTC
   No one said life was easy.. but a lot of people said you were.. :)
   
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4. PrettyBaller_22
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 2:36am UTC
   My friend needs your guy's help..
   She is thinking about dating her ex.. after all he has done to her..
   What he did:
   1. Broke up with her a week before their one year.
   2. Broke up with her by text.
   3. This is what the text said: Shyanne, I just don't love you anymore..
   Comment on what you think she should do.. Fave you agree that he is a douche and she deserves better.
   Thank youu.. <3
   
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5. PrettyBaller_22
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 1:35am UTC
   Guys are like cookies,
   they don't
   last
   long at all.. and once your done with
   first one.. your on to the next one.
   
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6. PrettyBaller_22
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 1:30am UTC
   Who was the idot that said, "We have nothing to fear, but fear itself."
   I mean..
   Of Course We Fear Fear!
   Fear is Fear!!
   LOL.
   
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7. PrettyBaller_22
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 1:21am UTC
   What do you do when you see Cody Simpson running around your yard covered in Blood?
   - You calm down.. Reload... And shoot again! (:
   
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8. PrettyBaller_22
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 1:17am UTC
   When life throws you lemons..
   Throw them back and Say,
   "MAKE YOUR
   OWN DANG
   LEMONADE!!! "
   
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9. PrettyBaller_22
   posted a quote
   September 10, 2011 1:07am UTC
   Wouldn't it be nice if the world was flat?
   Then we could just push people off that we don't like..
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10. PrettyBaller_22
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    Shyanne Howard is a gay chick.. and needs To get a life... :)
    JK.
    I lovee youu.
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11. PrettyBaller_22
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 6:48pm UTC
    Waiting forever for him to reply ..
    But then realizing you never
    Replied.. :/
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12. PrettyBaller_22
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    Missing you is like
    writing with a
    broken pencil,
    pointless. Loving
    you is like
    writing with a
    colored pencil, the
    brightest thing I’ve
    ever done. Fighting
    with you is like
    walking into a
    screen door, stupid.
    Lying to you is like a
    drunk driver,
    reckless. Being with
    you is like destiny, I
    guess it’s just meant
    to be. (:
    
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13. PrettyBaller_22
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    your teacher bends down and she
    is wearing a thong....
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14. PrettyBaller_22
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    Strangers have the best candy..
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15. PrettyBaller_22
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    People think I'm crazy..
    but actually I'm just
    Bored!
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16. PrettyBaller_22
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    Embrace the freak that you are!
    ~You only live once~
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17. PrettyBaller_22
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    When I'm right.. No one remembers.
    When I'm wrong.. No one forgets!
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18. PrettyBaller_22
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    If you are what you eat, then you're
    Fast, Cheap, and Easy! ;)
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19. PrettyBaller_22
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    Admit it,
    You've at least once tried to
    balance out a light switch(:
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20. PrettyBaller_22
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2011 4:54pm UTC
    Heck yeah! It's football season! (:
    
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