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  1. DistractedPenguin * DistractedPenguin *
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    I remeber last christmas eve, My little sister Sofie cryed to me because Santa didn't get her the puppy she wanted. Well, we all know "santa" isn't real So i felt horrible. My mom, couldn't afford the puppy. I could see the saddness in her eyes. I could tell she wanted to cry, So i sent Sofie to bed and comforted her. Eventuallly, she fell asleep. So i drove, 1 hour away. Got Sofie, a puppy and came home. I snoke the puppy threw the back door and went into the living room. I called my mom, and Sofie down like i was excited. I looked at Sofie, and said. " Sofie! Santa just gave me your present from him. He said that he was running late, and to tell you he was sorry." She looked at me with confusion, I took the puppy from behind my back, And Sofie's eye lit up like she had light balbs in them. Haha. My mom burst into tears, and said " See, Sofie. Santa did pull threw" She named the puppy, Ellie. And we've had her ever since. That christmas eve i was so proud of myself.


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  4. BeautifulPeople BeautifulPeople
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:13am UTC
    I freakin love this website .

  5. lolmybffjill lolmybffjill
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:48am UTC
    wait... hold on... so your saying...
    People actually go out and do things with their lives?
    And not just sit on their laptops all day?
    No, no, you're not serious.

  6. xxLilRedxx xxLilRedxx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 9:41pm UTC
    With Friends Like This
    Why Ask For Enemies

  7. PrettyTease16 PrettyTease16
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you know you're being watched so you try to walk all sexy and normal...
    But your legs and hips are just like
    Hahahaha! No.


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  9. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    You want it?
    Then fight for it.

  10. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Comment your birthday
    & find your twin.

  11. MariaBieber384 MariaBieber384
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    One day when the sky is falling, I'll be standing right next to you.

  12. Bubbleimmacow Bubbleimmacow
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    The best moment is when you look over and he's allready looking.

  13. whereishe whereishe
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    so there's this boy....(:

  14. SociallyAwkwardPenguin SociallyAwkwardPenguin
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    Mirror, mirror on the wall,
    who will catch me
    when
    I
    fall?

  15. sassyandulikeit98 sassyandulikeit98
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Who else just wants to sit and play black ops with him on the couch while cuddling?
    ....yep...didn't think I was alone on this one

  16. mztweety585 mztweety585
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 7:45pm UTC
    Mommy's Balloons
    Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
    Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
    A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

  17. mztweety585 mztweety585
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 7:32pm UTC
    Im Just A Girl Trying
    To Find A Place In This
    World!!!

  18. mztweety585 mztweety585
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    life isnt about
    finding yourself.
    life is about creating
    yourself.

  19. superstar123 superstar123
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    I've never seen a shooting star. But if I see one, I'll wish to be with you.

  20. WeWillRiseAgainst WeWillRiseAgainst
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    I know I don't make pretty quotes but please read this one.
    On June 1st, 2007 ; my best friend aka my "big brother" died.
    He was in a car accident 3 weeks earlier, on Mothers Day.
    He wouldn't have died IF he wouldn't have done the amazing thing he did.
    He protected his girlfriend from going out the windshield.
    He saw the car coming towards them and knew he couldn't do anything so he told his girlfriend to
    "Hold on"
    and he gripped on to her. She went to the back as he went through the windshield.
    Everyone is posting stuff about One Direction, or about hating them.
    But can we PLEASE, for the 5th year anniversary of me losing my best friend and the guy who saved
    his girlfriend from going through what he went through to Top Quotes?
    He's a hero to me and he's a hero to his 10 year old nephew who was 5 when he lost him.
    Please? For Ryan?
    Rest In Paradise "Big Brother". I love you.
    January 21, 1988 - June 1, 2007.
    (He was 19)

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